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Gus Malzahn has man boobs
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:33 pm
Auburn, I don't care about your supposed elite status among little brother schools
I don't care that bo nix's supposed football iq has increased
I don't care that Cam Newton is at the patriots
I don't care that you have birds fly over your stadium
I don't care that you lost to fake Canadians in a bowl game named after a restaurant
Your coach has man boobs, developed from stress eating at waffle house. All other facts related to our game are irrelevant because of this
I don't care that bo nix's supposed football iq has increased
I don't care that Cam Newton is at the patriots
I don't care that you have birds fly over your stadium
I don't care that you lost to fake Canadians in a bowl game named after a restaurant
Your coach has man boobs, developed from stress eating at waffle house. All other facts related to our game are irrelevant because of this
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 4:35 pm
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Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:34 pm to thatguy45
frick Kentucky.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:36 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
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PlateJohnsonIII
Would you like to buy some of the players' feces to sniff? You seem to have a strange fixation with UK
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:38 pm to thatguy45
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Your coach has man boobs, developed from stress eating at waffle house. All other facts related to our game are irrelevant because of this
This high quality analysis is why I continue to pay my site membership.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:40 pm to thatguy45
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I don't care that you lost to fake Canadians in a bowl game named after a restaurant
Reminder:
SEC teams undefeated in 2020
Alabama
Florida
Kentucky
Georgia
LSU
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
Mississippi State
Texas A&M
South Carolina
Arkansas
Missouri
Sorry if I missed anyone
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:54 pm to thatguy45
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don't care that Cam Newton is at the patriots
That ain’t the Newton you need to be worried with. His younger brother will be lighting your scrub arse team up by mid third quarter
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:59 pm to thatguy45
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Your coach has man boobs, developed from stress eating at waffle house. All other facts related to our game are irrelevant because of this
Hey us man boob guys need a little love too.
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:02 pm to thatguy45
I see your Gus Malzahn and raise you Sam Pittman.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:10 pm to Sput
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His younger brother
Never heard of her
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:11 pm to paperwasp
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pay my site membership.
UK pays for my premium membership. I highly recommend you seek out a similar deal from your favorote academic instotution
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:17 pm to thatguy45
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strange fixation
Says the guy posting about his sexual fantasies of Gus Malazahn.
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:19 pm to thatguy45
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:20 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
Point out that someone has man boo.. ah forget it.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:23 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
This has intriguing implications! Does anyone know which specific Waffle House in question?
Man boobs can also lead to parinoidia sempra digitilictus. Or in layman’s terms: your Wee wee is tiny.
No known cure! We must find out where he is eating his waffles?
Man boobs can also lead to parinoidia sempra digitilictus. Or in layman’s terms: your Wee wee is tiny.
No known cure! We must find out where he is eating his waffles?
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:27 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:Thought I spotted an error but the music city was 12/30/19 so still correct!
Sorry if I missed anyone
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:32 pm to thatguy45
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Gus Malzahn has man boobs
Nobody cares about your fetish, you sick pervert.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:55 pm to thatguy45
I like the attitude coming from the cats surrounding this game.
It’s like Auburn vs Kentucky basketball.
Only we have a chance to win in basketball.
It’s like Auburn vs Kentucky basketball.
Only we have a chance to win in basketball.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:58 pm to SECdragonmaster
Since Auburn is on par with Kentucky in basketball, UK thinks they are as good in football as AU.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:01 pm to thatguy45
I bet you watch tranny porn you creep
Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:38 pm to thatguy45
Don't care. Still laughing at eliminating you and your "blue blood" cronies in the last NCAA tourney.
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