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Gumps are out in numbers this morning
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:22 am
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:22 am
Reporting from deep in the heart of Alabama (Valley,AL to be specific) and the level of toothless Rowwww Tide yelling, wife beating rednecks are in large numbers this morning. Went to Walmart earlier to grab some stuff for lunch and you can't walk two feet without seeing the gumps walking around with their Saban shirts and black eyed wives, damn shame. Also, what the hell? Did you all decide collectively as a fanbase to stop wearing deodorant? Please, you musty arse, single wide trailer livin' trash, for the children, put on some damned deodorant, it's not funny anymore. I'd be worried about going to the game today, supposed to be warm out, the whole damn stadium is going to start smellin like pure shite when the gumps start warming up.
Be safe out there boys, these low IQ, mindless Saban worshiping dumb assess are out and about.
Be safe out there boys, these low IQ, mindless Saban worshiping dumb assess are out and about.
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 8:23 am
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Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:27 am to AuburnDeep
I've worked in Valley AL on a job, and there are more toothless AU rednecks there than Bama. You are in Auburn country baw.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:28 am to AuburnDeep
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Alabama (Valley,AL to be specific) a
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Went to Walmart
Lol you poor
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:29 am to Funky Tide 8
Just reporting what I'm seeing. When is the last time you were here? Must of been a while back, it was nice around here, but they have moved in like the plague. Gotta move closer to Opelika if you want some class.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:30 am to Funky Tide 8
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OP talks about bammers without deodorant, and Funky tide shows up. Lol
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:31 am to AuburnDeep
Lives in Valley-check
Went to Wal-Mart-check
Went to Wal-Mart-check
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:31 am to AuburnDeep
Because class status is all about who's your favorite college football team.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:32 am to AuburnDeep
Give it a few hours and you can complain about us being classless sore winners too
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:32 am to jvilletiger25
All the AU fans are hiding because they know of the beat down that's coming.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:32 am to AuburnDeep
About 2 1/2 years ago. I actually had to go around to different neighborhoods mapping out sewage lines and man holes, and I saw way more AU flags in people's yards.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:32 am to Funky Tide 8
Yeah like I said, used to be pretty decent place.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:33 am to AuburnDeep
Does anyone in Valley have teeth?
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Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:34 am to Bham Bammer
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Does anyone in Valley have teeth?
Just the few Auburn fans that managed to stick around.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:35 am to AuburnDeep
frick off
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:36 am to AuburnDeep
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deep in the heart of Alabama (Valley,AL to be specific)
That's a little bit of an exaggeration. Valley may as well be in Georgia.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:38 am to AuburnDeep
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:44 am to Syd
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All the AU fans are hiding because they know of the beat down that's coming.
Nah. We aren't like bama fans. We don't put our shite up when things aren't going well, which this has been a pretty decent season. It's better than what most people thought we would do. We fly our colors during good and bad times. You mindless fricks go into hiding when things aren't going well and triple in size when things are. I have seen't it with my own eyes.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:49 am to MrAUTigers
I guess we've been out of hiding for about 10 years now.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:52 am to AuburnDeep
A person from Alabama calling other people from Alabama rednecks? You do realise in the grand scheme of things that you're still from Alabama.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 8:55 am to AuburnDeep
Those were Auburn fans just two years ago
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