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God hates Mizzou. Updated (Dline coach leaving for Eagles after 2 months)

Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Updated for this months Mizzou bad news. The best new coach we brought in leaves after just 2 months on the staff. An interview was uploaded by Mizzou athletics just this morning doing a one on one interview with him. (2016)




It all makes sense now.

It's clear to me now more than ever that a god does exist and he hates Mizzou.

In the last few years:

-Michael Sam drama (2014)



-SJW poop swastika movement that got our football team to go on strike because some kid from a family worth 20 million who felt "oppressed" went on a hunger strike and successfully bullied our University President out of office. (2015)



-Gary Pinkel, the winningest coach in Mizzou football history is diagnosed with lymphoma and resigns.(2015)



-Football and basketball team suck(ed) this season. (2015/2016)



-A basketball program clearly in need of a new coach who's now stuck with him because of NCAA violations with an impending punishment.(2016)



This can't be a coincidence...

Maybe we are being punished for our ancestors sins of killing the Indians or massacring the jay-hawkers(Kansas Union free state supporters) in Lawrence and burning their town to the ground back in 1863.



Whatever the case may be, I'll be making like the flagellants and whipping myself in hopes to end this suffering for the Mizzou faithful. Godspeed Trant.


This post was edited on 1/27/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:37 pm to
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Maybe we are being punished for our ancestors sins of killing the Indians or massacring the jay-hawkers(Kansas Union free state supporters) in Lawrence and burning their town to the ground back in 1863.


I'm going with Jesse James. Took a while, but that's gotta be it.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37593 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:39 pm to
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God hates Mizzou.


So you're basically saying y'all are suffering from a massive karma kickback.

I agree.

#mizzourites

Y'all are a constant, yearly, embarrassment to the SEC.

Just wait until your football season kicks-in and the Odom hire reality sets-in.

#lulz
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:43 pm to
Unfortunately for most of us, God is a Mormon. You guys pissed him off something awful.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:43 pm to
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Just wait until your football season kicks-in and the Odom hire reality sets-in.


Umm...

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm to
You should just quit on Mizzou sports and become a fan of the NFL team...
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21864 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm to
god what a shite show of a university.

i honestly feel bad for them
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:45 pm to
If God hates us then he must really hate South Carolina. They have 1 conference title and 1 division title in program history.

In basketball, they have less than 10 tourney appearances and have never made it to the elite 8.

Sucks to suck.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:48 pm
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:46 pm to
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You should just quit on Mizzou sports and become a fan of the NFL team...


Damn, man. That's just mean as... oh what the hell, that was funny.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:47 pm to
God doesn't hate mizzou. God is love. God just doesn't love mizzou.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:55 pm
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:47 pm to
Duh. Been saying that for years.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19081 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:49 pm to
At least you have Todd Gurley and the Rams.

Amirite?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:53 pm to
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If God hates us then he must really hate South Carolina.

No, God gave us beaches. And sunshine. And beautiful women.


He gave Missouri ... traffic cones.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:54 pm to
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At least you have Todd Gurley and the Rams.



Very funny. Good thing I'm a Chiefs fan.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:56 pm to
Anybody who supports Westboro Baptist church should rot in Hell.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:03 pm to
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God gave us beaches.

Meh.
quote:

And sunshine.

Missouri is the only place on earth that doesn't get sunlight. You got us.
quote:

And beautiful women.





Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:06 pm to
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You should just quit on Mizzou sports and become a fan of the NFL team...



Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78926 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:17 pm to
Man that's brutal

The admin needed to be cleansed, but having liberal professors who are assaulting students isn't the way to go either. Hope all that gets cleared up
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:20 pm to
your cheerleaders are fat.
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14056 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:51 pm to
And meth.
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