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re: Georgia fans are all bark, no bite

Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
8587 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
13556 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:16 pm to
At least you are putting up a fight. Kudos
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11533 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:16 pm to
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I once had a roommate that was uga fan. He was 5'4 140 pounds and he wanted to fight everybody! Saw him once years ago walking to Jordan Hare stadium. He didnt know it was me and he started to bark at me like moron when I was walking by. The look on his face was priceless when he saw it was me. He got scared as shite and apologized and even introduced me to his soon to be wife. (fricked her after the game because she needed a real mans dick in her)

He was such a pussy, just like the rest of their fans. Touting their teams accomplishments like they were their own, yet cowering like pussies when actually confronted.

Same shite is gonna happen this week. Grown men barking til they get hit in the mouth. Bunch of fricking bitches



SO some old boy who happened to be a UGA fan took you in and housed you once upon a time ran into you as you were what, taking tickets for the UGA /Auburn game and when he saw you he took pity on you once again and you imagine you fricked his fiancee for his kindness. Then, in the ultimate admission of Auburn trashiness, you brag about your heated imaginings in a public forum where you now doubt had delusions of fans from other SEC schools stepping up and proclaiming you the god king of trashiness???? 2 things are for certain here...this story never happened. The only 2 things that happened that is true is 1). some 5'4" 140 pound UGA fan, probably a young lady or a boy, barked at this miscreant and the miscreant spent several years formulating what he thought would be an appropriate response and 2). there is no doubt he is really an Auburn fan because no other fanbase in the nation would harbor such trash...he is typically Auburn.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121638 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

ChexMix
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:23 pm to
Damn, you really banged that little dude's wife?
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:27 pm to
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And knock old grandmas down stairs. Take autographed hats off your heads and stomp on them....and beat Auburn like a rag doll every year.

It's what we do.


I bet yall use the last bit of toilet paper and don't replace the roll, too.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
9040 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

I once had a roommate that was uga fan. He was 5'4 140 pounds and he wanted to fight everybody! Saw him once years ago walking to Jordan Hare stadium. He didnt know it was me and he started to bark at me like moron when I was walking by. The look on his face was priceless when he saw it was me. He got scared as shite and apologized and even introduced me to his soon to be wife. (fricked her after the game because she needed a real mans dick in her)

He was such a pussy, just like the rest of their fans. Touting their teams accomplishments like they were their own, yet cowering like pussies when actually confronted.

Same shite is gonna happen this week. Grown men barking til they get hit in the mouth. Bunch of fricking bitches
God, you sound like a complete piece of shite of a human being.. ...

And I'm willing to bet you are more like the roommate you just described
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
10678 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:29 pm to
You believe everything you read on the internet?
Posted by FalkDawg
Member since Sep 2023
1 post
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:33 pm to
When is the last time y'all beat us? I honestly can't remember. Honestly I am disseminated that Texas and Oklahoma are gonna ruin our rivalry.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:33 pm to
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You believe everything you read on the internet?


Yes. If it's on here, it has to be true.
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
10678 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 1:35 pm to
Congrats?
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

How's your wife and my kid, Mike


Enjoying chasing a threepeat and skullfricking Auburn annually
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:01 pm to
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When is the last time y'all beat us?



If tDSOR was a Jiffy Lube, Auburn would be close to receiving a free tire rotation with how many times we've given them the business.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42130 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:40 pm to
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to his soon to be wife. (fricked her after the game because she needed a real mans dick in her)
quote:

He was 5'4 140 pounds and


Congrats on admitting to fricking one ugly arse beeyotch. No way his girl was hot at his size and a terrible personality.
Posted by Ezra Blu Boudroux
On the Broad
Member since Mar 2023
651 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:43 pm to
You know you're lying. You're a weak bitch. Your daddy should've caught you in a rag.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
35047 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:48 pm to
Dear Facebook
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:52 pm to
Oh Hell ! They're all riled up now !

Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3732 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:53 pm to
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He got scared as shite and apologized and even introduced me to his soon to be wife. (fricked her after the game because she needed a real mans dick in her)


Was she a model who lived in the Niagara Falls area?
Posted by gothamdawg
NYC
Member since Nov 2015
1105 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 2:54 pm to
Nice story, but you forgot to mention that Georgia won the game.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19487 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 3:16 pm to
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Nice story, but you forgot to mention that Georgia won the game.


doesn’t matter had sex
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