Freeze, Malzahn, and Bert have all aged horribly since being hired into the SEC

Hugh Freeze a year before OM hired him. Energetic, sharp, and fit




This is what Freeze generally looks like today on the OM sidelines





Huge bags under his eyes, flabby and bloated, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks

You think those are just bad pictures? Here he is in a good mood. The stress and flab are still palpable, as is the fact he neglected to brush his teeth.






Gustav Malzahn a year before Auburn hired him:






Gustav today:







He looks 70

And has man tits



And of course it appears he is literally pulling his hair out. He's always doing this kind of move when things go wrong and his bald spot grows week to week









Bret "Bert is fat" Bielema:






Enough said.



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Some side notes: As it's been pointed out, Saban is aging in reverse. Les Miles and Mark Richt have spent over a decade in this league and aged like fine wine. So... maybe that kind of serenity is why they couldn't get over hump. Maybe the signs of stress are a good thing in your coach.