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re: Freeze, Malzahn, and Bert have all aged horribly since being hired into the SEC

Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:38 am to
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:38 am to
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No way he could get their on his own. What do we think his actual weight is now?


It would probably be fairly easy to determine if you know his exact height
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30264 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:42 am to
He's definitely tipping over 300 now.

He has access to the best nutritionist and physical fitness folks in the country. I don't understand why he doesn't use them.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:44 am to
Holy crap, Gus has aged 20 years in the time he's been at Auburn.

Someone needs to give the man a gift certificate to the spa and some good moisturizer and eye cream for Christmas.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:44 am to
High stress jobs will do that to a person.

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:44 am to
I think it's pretty clear he's a stress eater. At Wisky he could just run it 50 times a game with all those cornfed Olineman, win 10 games a year and everyone was happy. Arkansas, their situation, and the SEC has been a struggle for him.
Posted by DesignTiger
Buford, Georgia
Member since Jun 2011
1518 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:48 am to
Bert got fatter.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
74107 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:52 am to
Bert looks disgusting now
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:55 am to
The only difference I see in any of these pictures is that your picture of Bert from nearly a decade ago shows that he as become gratuitously overweight.

Bravo on a productive morning.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:56 am to
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The only difference I see in any of these pictures is that your picture of Bert from nearly a decade ago shows that he as become gratuitously overweight.



i hope you're not really counting out pills or there are going to be some dead folks with that eyesight of yours.



Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:58 am to
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Bravo on a productive morning.
Thanks! Sorry about the blindness.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:00 am to
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i hope you're not really counting out pills or there are going to be some dead folks with that eyesight of yours.


Mr. McGoo's Pharmacy is running quite smoothly today
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60215 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:02 am to
Sumlin has put on a good 40 pounds since we hired him. Drinking will do that to a man
Posted by gstiger2233
Gulf Shores
Member since Dec 2014
346 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:38 am to
Somebody dig up pics of how many times saban hair has changed colors since he has been at bama
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6567 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 12:04 pm to
it's funny cuz you posted the pictures of them not aging horribly..
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 12:05 pm to
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DEATH, TAXES, AND LEONARD FOURNETTE
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 12:06 pm to
Jesus Bert is fat
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17324 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 12:28 pm to
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You know with his fatness and now the spikey angular hair and the goatee and everything, he truly resembles the Arkansas logo. It's remarkable.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 12:31 pm to
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i bet he's easily over 300 right now don't ya think?


Ya, if we are being serious. I would say 315~
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