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re: Florida Strikes First! (Fulmer Cup) Dunker Steals Moped
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:32 pm to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:32 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:32 pm to TreyAnastasio
It's all about making that GTA.... 
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:32 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Gators freshman OL Jessamen Dunker is currently in Alachua County Jail on charges of grand theft auto.
Well, Urban Meyer would not allow him to walk out to midfield as a captain.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:33 pm to TreyAnastasio
Damnit. Our boy just missed the deadline. 
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:33 pm to TreyAnastasio
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The scoring for the Fulmer Cup is imprecise — murder is 5 points; rape, bestiality, and grand larceny are 4 points; assault et al. are 3; drug possession et al. are 2; and misdemeanors are 1 point.[4] Bonus points are awarded for arrests that occur under interesting and unusual circumstances.
so, 4 with a possibility for 5. solid start UF
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:34 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Kids will be kids
kid was probably a Urbie recruit anyway
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:35 pm to danfraz
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kid was probably a Urbie recruit anyway
He's a freshman, so all Muschamp. Teams take on the personality of their coaches, so he probably got cut off in traffic, went into a blind rage, and the next thing he knew he was in jail.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:35 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Run a few stairs and we'll see if we can get him back on the field for Miami
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:35 pm to TreyAnastasio
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You still have the record. 81 points, Arkansas won last year with 68.
I thought TCU put up more points with the drug ring?Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:36 pm to danfraz
I never understood UT Fans making fun of other schools winning the Fulmer cup.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:36 pm to Robot Santa
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He's a freshman, so all Muschamp. Teams take on the personality of their coaches, so he probably got cut off in traffic, went into a blind rage, and the next thing he knew he was in jail.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:37 pm to Robot Santa
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He's a freshman, so all Muschamp
I know, trying to tweak the Buckeye
weak tweak though I will admit
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:37 pm to TreyAnastasio
6'6 300 lbs, he can steal whatever he wants...
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:37 pm to Crompdaddy8
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UF and UGA own the Fulmer Cup
Its the FULMER Cup! I would say UT has ownership rights.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:39 pm to TreyAnastasio
love the Fulmer Cup
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:40 pm to JStanDawgFan
Where they from they don't know no gata
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:40 pm to dallasga6
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:44 pm to TreyAnastasio
The off-season doesn't officially start until we have an arrest. Props to Florida for kick-starting the off-season.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:51 pm to Crompdaddy8
We've never won it. I'll take early favorites though this year.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:51 pm to roadGator
@RobbieAndreu: Sources tell me Dunker was arrested for stealing a moped on campus. Trying to confirm that with UPD.
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