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Posted on 1/16/13 at 2:51 pm to crispyUGA
quote:Serious?
Our championship was truly a team effort. We didn't have a couple of big incidents to quickly propel us to the top, we had like 8 or 9 arrests for minor in possession or public intoxication, 1 or 2 DUI's, and then our retarded former AD getting a DUI with his mistresses red panties in his lap.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 2:56 pm to RT1941
Fifteen players arrested under the Muschamp.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 2:58 pm to TreyAnastasio
Had to of been a badass moped. Grand Theft Auto?
Good Start for the SECe
Good Start for the SECe
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:00 pm to Crompdaddy8
At least Dunker didnt have the scooter in his dorm room and toss it out the window like a former backup qb did with a laptop while at UF while the cops were knocking on his door
I wont mention his name but he is qb for the Panthers
I wont mention his name but he is qb for the Panthers
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:03 pm to reel_gator8
If he could throw a moped out the window, props to UF's S&C coach
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:03 pm to RT1941
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Serious?
You dont remember Damon "Red Panties" Evans?
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:03 pm to reel_gator8
OL = fat butt on a put-put.
Bet Will is proud.
Bet Will is proud.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:05 pm to Herman Frisco
@PBPjasonlieser: Upon arrest today for grand theft, Jessamen Dunker told police he didn't steal the scooter and had purchased it for $600
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:06 pm to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:06 pm to reel_gator8
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At least Dunker didnt have the scooter in his dorm room and toss it out the window like a former backup qb did with a laptop while at UF while the cops were knocking on his door
I find a 315 pound offensive lineman stealing a fricking moped and driving it around campus without a license plate to be a whole lot fricking dumber. May just be me though.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:09 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
i can hear the sec chants starting, on and off the field domination by the sec. SEC SEC SEC SEC
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:12 pm to TreyAnastasio
Solid start but there's a good chance this one goes away or ends up as just a following too close violation.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:13 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
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If he could throw a moped out the window, props to UF's S&C coach
I heard that was actually part of Dillman's plan but they didn't have the budget for all the replacement windows.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:20 pm to BossaGator
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Solid start but there's a good chance this one goes away or ends up as just a following too close violation.
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GAINESVILLE --
A University of Florida offensive lineman has been charged with stealing a scooter.
Campus police say redshirt freshman Jessamen Dunker was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with vehicle theft, a third-degree felony, and driving with a suspended license, a misdemeanor.
Maj. Brad Barber says an officer observed Dunker tailgating a campus maintenance truck Wednesday morning. After seeing that Dunker's scooter didn't have a license plate, the officer pulled Dunker over near Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. During the stop, the officer learned that Dunker's license was suspended and the scooter had been reported stolen.
Dunker, a 6-foot-6, 315-pound lineman from Boynton Beach, was being held in the Alachua County Jail with no bail set. It wasn't clear if Dunker had an attorney.
UF athletic association spokesman Steve McClain says Coach Will Muschamp is aware of the arrest and will address it when he returns from a recruiting trip.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:20 pm to BossaGator
7 points seems like a bit much for this offense. I call homer on EDSBS, but it doesn't matter. UGA should be able to easily clear 7 points. We get in trouble when teams like Auburn go for a big one-time offense.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:47 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
quote:I don't think so. Our taco stealing former PG was stupid. People are pretty casual about scooter tags and maintenance here. Just have to see if he didn't know the scooter was stolen like he claims. Seems like most athletes drive with suspended licenses though
I find a 315 pound offensive lineman stealing a fricking moped and driving it around campus without a license plate to be a whole lot fricking dumber.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:48 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Florida Strikes First!
challenge accepted.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 3:50 pm to Crompdaddy8
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Fifteen players arrested under the Muschamp.
How many booted?
Seriously though, our PD sucks and so does UGs. We get no calls to the football office at all. Not saying a stolen scooter should be a call.
OL on a scooter makes me giggle out loud for some reason.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 5:57 pm to roadGator
The Gainesville PD & University PD make sure that all young citizens are protected from the mayhem that lurks on every corner.
Dollars to donuts the scooter in question was not known to Dunker as stolen or take your pick:
1) trade for drug debt (worth extra 3 points)
2) damn #$%@& owner of scooter was messing with his woman (worth 1 point)
3) Taken for joy ride and was going to be returned soon (-minus 2 points)
In all seriousness...doubt it was out and out stolen...might have been parked in an alluring spot to tempt student into taking it by person who did steal it? Or owner was known by Dunker?
Dollars to donuts the scooter in question was not known to Dunker as stolen or take your pick:
1) trade for drug debt (worth extra 3 points)
2) damn #$%@& owner of scooter was messing with his woman (worth 1 point)
3) Taken for joy ride and was going to be returned soon (-minus 2 points)
In all seriousness...doubt it was out and out stolen...might have been parked in an alluring spot to tempt student into taking it by person who did steal it? Or owner was known by Dunker?
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