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FBI is in Auburn today

Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:42 pm
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:42 pm
Apparently after Bruce. Barbecuing Tigers is a federal crime.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:45 pm to
female body inspectors?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:46 pm to
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female body inspectors?


Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
14975 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:46 pm to
There’s a good oven joke there but I’ll stay away
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71272 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:09 pm to
He didn't bbq them, he raped em
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:19 pm to
They might smell done burnt corndogs
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:21 pm to
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corndogs
typical auburn, has to cheat and steal everything.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:42 pm to
nice

frick L3U
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:01 pm to
Brandi has not left Bruce? Damn, figured she would take off after the Tenner fiasco.
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

female body inspectors?

Fraudulent Bureau of Instigation
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19049 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:24 pm to
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Apparently after Bruce. Barbecuing Tigers is a federal crime.



only credit you get here is for copycatting the Saban bulldog abuse joke. More Auburn big brother disguised dickriding.

Auburn needs to get a truckload of Prep H. Nobody hits like 90% from the 3 pt line more than once in their lifetime... I do admit that game was as bad a feeding frenzy as I have seen since Shark Week was on.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22087 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:54 pm to
Man, you guys are making jokes, but gotta tell ya, the Feds are nothing to joke about. Those guys don’t give a crap about any of our teams or fans.
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 5:56 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:13 pm to
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Nobody hits like 90% from the 3 pt line more than once in their lifetime... I


44%

Y'all keep upping this number. Last night y'all were only claiming we shot 70% from 3.

Its pretty pathetic how y'all keep exaggerating shite just to justify how terrible y'all played on defense last night.
Posted by BamaDragon
Cullman
Member since Nov 2012
155 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:16 pm to
Are you saying a team has to play bad defense for you to score?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:23 pm to
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Are you saying a team has to play bad defense for you to score?


Obviously not since we're averaging more points per game than any other SEC team this decade.

But bad defense helps you shoot 44% from beyond the arc, making 14 threes.
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
3782 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:23 pm to
Auburn shot well last night of course, but didn't play especially well. More turnovers than normal, indifferent defense, settled for bad shots (a lot of which went in anyway). Rebounding was good.

Auburn could have easily won by more, but like a house cat who catches a chipmunk, it's not as fun playing with your food when you kill it right off the bat
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12120 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:32 pm to
FBI? Pshh. If I had to be investigated by anyone these days I’d want it to be the FBI. Nothing for Auburn to worry about.
Posted by jsmoove
Member since Oct 2010
12627 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Auburn shot well last night of course, but didn't play especially well. More turnovers than normal, indifferent defense, settled for bad shots (a lot of which went in anyway)


It's what happens in basketball when you're on a run like that. If they needed to play harder, they would have.
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