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re: Espn just did a Top 5 live college mascot list…

Posted on 8/15/21 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9483 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 1:51 pm to
Interesting, of all the dogs I've owned or seen, NONE have eaten poop.
Posted by RumHam
Huntsville
Member since Jun 2021
3980 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 1:52 pm to
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How the frick is UGA’s Bulldog #1? We have a live fricking tiger in a cage.. I mean that’s it game over, everyone else mascot loses in comparison to a live fricking bengal tiger in a cage.




Super gangster to keep wild animals caged up bro!
This post was edited on 8/15/21 at 1:56 pm
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9483 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 1:53 pm to
More of that Republican "alternative truth" dialogue I see.
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
11490 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 1:58 pm to
Maybe LSU isn’t as great as you thought?!
Posted by Emergent C Steve
Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
1755 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:06 pm to
Rocky Rococo, I love the “Firesign Theatre “ reference in your user name.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
7645 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:10 pm to
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A live tiger that doesn't sniff the field. Hardly a mascot.


1. I agree with this.
2. Mizzou needs to actually get a live tiger on our field. Maybe similar to how Colorado runs in the Buffalo? Ahhh this would bring me great joy. Would probably increase season ticket sales (as well as liability insurance rates- but who cares). Damn I want to see this. I want to see how fast some fvckers run leading out a tiger.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8526 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:14 pm to
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If you can't appreciate UGA, I don't know what to tell you.



I like UGA, but Bevo did make him look soft




This post was edited on 8/15/21 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13218 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:24 pm to
Bevo is a threat to life and loose cannon. First time he slips up and gores a human, I say we make some steak and tell our grandchildren how we saved the SEC.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8244 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:35 pm to
They don't bring the Tiger to games, because if he got out he could eat the opposing team! What's a bulldog going to do? Crap on the field or pee on the other team's leg??
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
20986 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 2:59 pm to
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I don't know why but it seems like they show UGA less and less every year.


It likely over stresses a fragile breed to be in a situation like that. Too hard on its heart.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25696 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:00 pm to
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You got a problem with Bulldogs sir


Nope... just a problem with a walking vet bill.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18814 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:00 pm to
We have a live mascot as well, Blue. No idea why the frick UK does dick to promote that fact.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:03 pm to
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Interesting, of all the dogs I've owned or seen, NONE have eaten poop.


Of all the dogs I've owned, all have eaten shite. Chicken shite, dog shite, deer shite, rabbit shite.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
20678 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:08 pm to
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The eagles in Auburn flying over the stadium might be equal in coolness, except their mascott is a tiger too.





Let’s not forget the plainsmen.


Do they run on the field before the game?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Let's just all agree live mascots are cool and if you don't have one you are lame.


You do not want a Wildcat to be live and interact with fans. Even before the age of lawsuits that would just be asking for trouble.

Smokey may not be #1 because hounds DGAF. I have several and they could care less unless food is involved. Now bulldogs, that is a loyal dog.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:13 pm to
Man, they better never have Bevo around LSU tailgaters.

Tiger fans would be cooking up some steaks and making a roux for whatever was left over.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65222 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 3:24 pm to
Smokey kicks arse.

My ranking of sec schools mascots are

Mike (obvious homer choice)
Tusk
Eagle
Smokey
Sooner wagon when it crashes
Posted by BoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2017
440 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 4:40 pm to
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Of all the dogs I've owned, all have eaten shite. Chicken shite, dog shite, deer shite, rabbit shite.


Have you ever tried to give them dog food? Maybe some ol’ Roy or something?
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
34863 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 4:45 pm to
LSU
Auburn
Colorado
Texas

Top 4 easy

Pick whatever lame dog you want for the 5th spot.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101747 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 5:41 pm to
You put some god damn respect on our live chicken that has his own scooter mobile thing




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