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re: Don't take offense to this, Bama. Could have been any

Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:02 pm to
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Well I had official police business to attend to. Sorry


Don't be sorry. It is important to keep up with your mandatory annual sex offender registration with local law enforcement. #SORNA
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4372 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:07 pm to
I thought the skit was funny
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes
Member since Dec 2014
4994 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:36 pm to
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sex offender registration with local law enforcement. #SORNA


Well your name did just finally get cleared off the docket. Seems that midget you gave syphillis to was able to agree to a deal that you worked out with the DA and your public defender.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33238 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:52 pm to
I laughed. I'm also pleasantly surprised each time I get to see some of these pro wrestlers act. A lot of them have some seriously good comedic timing and acting chops.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8331 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 1:28 pm to
It's in German.
Do you have the English version?
Posted by WRUnodoubt
Merica
Member since Oct 2016
171 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:33 pm to
A much better skit would be about coaches getting players out of legal trouble. The "All football players are stupid line" is so played out. Most of those actors, and I use that term loosely, could not tell you what the difference between a Corner and a Linebacker is. it would take them light years to learn how to read a safety or predict where a blitz was coming from. The irony is that no one gives two shits about particle accelerators. Spend billions of tax dollars to ram particles together so you can create a new particle or break down a particle for 1/100 of a millisecond. How does that help anyone and how can they even prove that heppened? For the decades of "scientific research" they have done they have just given us some BS so they can fund more of their BS. All they are going to do is blow something up and then cover it all up. How about giving us something we can use like cheaper energy that won't kill us like the nuclear power plants they have created. At least football players provide entertainment for the masses. Ties into the everyone with a southern accent is stupid stereotype as well. Their terrible acting is only part that is funny.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28542 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24833 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:49 pm to
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Alabama fans wont find this funny.


It definitely had some hilarious moments. But it was poorly executed. They had the right target. Alabama is on top in football. But as far as educational reputation, there's a reason they say "thank good for Mississippi."

The fact that they didn't throw in a properly timed "roll tide" was disappointing. Obviously, not a single writer was a college football fan. That was low hanging fruit.

It made me laugh. But it could've been a legendary sketch, that would've given y'all ammo for years. The premise was fantastic. But instead, it was a kinda funny sketch, that everyone will forget about next week.

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24833 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:52 pm to
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A much better skit would be about coaches getting players out of legal trouble. The "All football players are stupid line" is so played out. Most of those actors, and I use that term loosely, could not tell you what the difference between a Corner and a Linebacker is. it would take them light years to learn how to read a safety or predict where a blitz was coming from. The irony is that no one gives two shits about particle accelerators. Spend billions of tax dollars to ram particles together so you can create a new particle or break down a particle for 1/100 of a millisecond. How does that help anyone and how can they even prove that heppened? For the decades of "scientific research" they have done they have just given us some BS so they can fund more of their BS. All they are going to do is blow something up and then cover it all up. How about giving us something we can use like cheaper energy that won't kill us like the nuclear power plants they have created. At least football players provide entertainment for the masses. Ties into the everyone with a southern accent is stupid stereotype as well. Their terrible acting is only part that is funny.



Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:16 pm to
John Cena is not funny
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
25228 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:50 pm to
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John Cena is not funny



He seems like a good dude but his acting career definitely won't translate into Dwayne Johnson's.
Posted by WRUnodoubt
Merica
Member since Oct 2016
171 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 2:37 pm to
Has Alabama had any recent issues with academic fraud in the athletic department? UNC is just as recognizable and they had fake classes for athletes for decades. But of course they never went after the school actually creating he academic fraud because it is a blue blood school with blue blood alumni. Most of students there talk with their chins raised at a 45 degree angle and they think they are English nobles not realizing they just sound like they have a stick up their arse.
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