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Does Brian Kelly know what cornbread dressing is?

Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:52 pm
I'll bet he has not

He's going to come across as a life insurance salesman during in home visits

He will swear he loves shrimp cocktail

He will pass out from the heat during August drills
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:54 pm to
Boudin or bust!
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:54 pm to
The real question is does Brian Kelly know how start a roux?
This post was edited on 11/29/21 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:56 pm to
He's going to veg out cramming on those SEC network documentaries on southern restaurants
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:57 pm to
He's probably never even heard of fried Nutria.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:57 pm to
Brian Kelly looks like the type of guy that thinks mayonnaise is spicy.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15427 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:57 pm to
He is going to find out.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

The real question is does Brian Kelly know how start a roux?


You can't start the roux until you find road kill anyway, and for some reason the municipalities have been good about picking it up quick lately....greedy fricks.
Posted by Ghost of Barnwell
central alabama
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:22 pm to
Someone overheard his wife as she got off the plane say quietly……..” I will get you for this “……
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:25 pm to
He'd best build a steakhouse in BR. Probably not a fan of crawfish.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:26 pm to
What happens when you don't let her inspect the fairy God-Mamma's pay check
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:33 pm to
Would be poetic AF and truly karma if the Southern Sun literally killed him at practice.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15163 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:35 pm to
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The real question is does Brian Kelly know how start a roux?
He thinks The Trinity has something to do with church, Bruh. OFC he doesnt know how to make a roux.
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Does Brian Kelly know what cornbread dressing is?

He probably insists on dark gravy rather than the light gravy with giblets and sliced boiled eggs.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:58 pm to
He thinks Mayo is too spicy
Posted by pickledpigsfeet
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:02 pm to
He’ll damn sure know what a Corn Dog is pretty soon!
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Boudin

He smuggled some off the plane.
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