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Do You Realize The Fun We're Going To Have With These Clowns?
Posted on 3/3/12 at 3:52 pm
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Posted on 3/3/12 at 3:55 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
aggies rule!!!
Posted on 3/3/12 at 3:56 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
I'm glad the SEC decided to add them. It was getting a little lonely in the cellar.
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:05 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
I read every bit of that and it was worth it 
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:14 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:14 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
This is embarrassing:
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An editorial in The Battalion, Texas A&M's student newspaper, had urged voters to "preserve all-male yell leader tradition." Tim Bardin, a senior finance major who wrote the piece, said he believes the dance team should be kept away from football games and that yell leaders should always be men.
"If we allow the dance team on Kyle Field, or a woman to hold the position of yell leader just to get with the times and modernize, how are we different than any other school in the nation," he wrote. "If we allow one, what is to stop the other from happening?"
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:17 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
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Texas A&M has gone the live mascot route and trots out a long-suffering American Collie called Reveille for its home losses. As soon as a Reveille dies, either as the result of sexual trauma at the hands of cadets or disgust,
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As part of their pledging procedure each prospective cadet has to keep a jar filled with a variety of fluids provided by their senior cadets somewhere in their room (frequently under their bed). Those fluids almost always are excreted from the cadets themselves, usually as part of a ritual circle jerk where the cadets take turns ejaculating into the pledge’s jar
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:29 pm to theenemy
Yawn
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:32 pm to elgoob
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Yawn
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Those fluids
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:34 pm to dkreller
It's great getting so much attention on these boards. Why is everyone so obsessed with us?
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:34 pm to Joshst
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What the hell is going on in this picture?
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:35 pm to dkreller
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:36 pm to DesignatedT
LSU is obsessed with everyone....especially a potential rival
:rivalsessed:
:rivalsessed:
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:39 pm to dkreller
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LSU is obsessed with everyone....especially a potential rival
Aggies are approaching Ole Miss level at an alarming rate!
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:40 pm to theenemy
Freakin' hilarious...
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:48 pm to DesignatedT
Here's your jar.
Sincerely,
The SEC
Sincerely,
The SEC
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:53 pm to DesignatedT
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Why is everyone so obsessed with us?
You really have to ask?
You guys are weird as frick. You might be really nice folks, but come on!, you know damn well your traditions are out there. Other Universities have some crazy frat shite going on, but you guys have institutionalized it and made it the face of your University.
You cannot be surprised when "normal" Universities point fingers and chuckle.
Posted on 3/3/12 at 4:57 pm to Touchdowns4LSU
Posted on 3/3/12 at 5:02 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
We all know the Jizz jar is fake. So what else is fake from the link?
Posted on 3/3/12 at 5:08 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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I still think it's hilarious people think most of this is real
You dont have little brother syndrome? It seemed for the first month after A&M was announced to be in the sec that there were 50 threads a day started on here by A&M fans having something to do with Texas. It only stopped once every one of these threads was flooded with others saying "Stop fricking posting about Texas, we dont care".
There IS a dog cemetery with a live scoreboard.
That link I posted showed that fat crazy woman who ate the list.
The coprs members DO grab their balls during games, and they DID attack that team's marching band for walking on the field's grass.
That article obviously makes up some stuff (molesting the dog, and hopefully the jar thing), but most of it is true.
This post was edited on 3/3/12 at 5:12 pm
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