PurpleandGold Motown
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Waltzing Between the Raindrops |
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| Occupation: | Real Estate Novelist |
| Number of Posts: | 24920 |
| Registered on: | 10/25/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: 'Digger' Official Trailer #2 | Starring Tom Cruise
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 9/9/26 at 12:40 pm to RLDSC FAN
Trailer gives Dr Strangelove vibes. I'm down.
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re: How do y'all rate John Carpenter as a Director?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 9/9/26 at 12:36 pm to FAT SEXY
Great as long as he had zero budget.
re: Who had Christopher Lloyd looks younger today than in 1985
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 9/5/26 at 10:14 am to CAD703X
Leaded gasoline and toxic brake dust really did a number on a whole generation.
re: Why is Bond in the Caribbean so often?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/30/26 at 9:42 am to weagle1999
Because that's where Ian Fleming lived. Lots of former British officers ended up in Jamaica back then. It was like Costa Rica is now. Weather's nicer, cost of living cheaper and they can easily live well of a government pension.
re: How will SpaceX protect a massive amount of infrastructure from Hurricanes/flooding
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/29/26 at 9:44 am to Fun Bunch
Space lasers and weather control devices.
re: Chinese bot farm found to be influencing Americans negatively on data centers
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/28/26 at 5:36 pm to hawgfaninc
Not to that guy, but this has been known for over a year at least.
re: Clancy trial verdict predictions
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/27/26 at 4:56 pm to GeneralLee
Fry her pasty arse.
re: Dolly and Tim Appeared in One Film Together...
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 8:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Guys, I made this post as a joke, but this move is HILARIOUS! WATCH IT!
re: Dolly and Tim Appeared in One Film Together...
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 5:43 pm to Lsudx256
Honestly? I'm thinking Danny Glover.
re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 5:08 pm to Jim Rockford
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My barber is a 78 year old 101st Airborne Vietnam vet. I've been going to him since 5th grade. In all that time he's managed never to slap me.
Does he really love you, though?
Dolly and Tim Appeared in One Film Together...
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 5:06 pm
The Jenifer Hudson feature "Jackie's Back". This tour de force featuring cinematic power houses like Howie Mandel, Tom Arnold, Liza Manneli and Whoopi Goldberg wowed audiences worldwide. It has 7.1/10 on Rotten Tomatoes.
Enjoy.
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Enjoy.
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re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:50 pm to idlewatcher
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Sue her. She would sue your cracker azz if the roles were reversed
Ninja, I paid her for the privilege.
re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:40 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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some people pay for that kind of service.
WEell, it was $20 + tip. Just the tip.
re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:38 pm to LazloHollyfeld
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Don’t lie … you went from 6 to 12 real quick.
Bout a 9. I was right angling it.
re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
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…you should be getting a cut from a barber and not a hair stylist.
See, I still have all of my hair and don't want a #4 with a low fade.
re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:32 pm to TutHillTiger
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I think I would find a different place bro
Nah them fingers working that product in my hair and massaging my neck felt nice. I think she regretted hitting me and was putting in a little extra care.
I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/26/26 at 4:29 pm
Went to get a haircut today (buy one and get the rest free). Sitting in the chair and I cocked my head just a little bit and that woman slapped the shite out of the back of my head. She popped me like I was a toddler. She reset me to factory settings. Told me, "I was messing up the trajectory..." of my cut.
As a 40+ year old man, I have not been checked like that in decades.
I realize that this is a dumb little story, but if I don't document it, I will not believe it ever happened.
As a 40+ year old man, I have not been checked like that in decades.
I realize that this is a dumb little story, but if I don't document it, I will not believe it ever happened.
re: Universal truth on men fixing things?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/25/26 at 7:31 pm to dblwall
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If it's got wheels or tits it's gonna give you problems.
If it flies, floats or fricks, rent it. Don't buy it.
~Grandaddy Sams
re: The DC Studios series Lanterns premieres today, August 16, 2026, at 9:00 p.e. ET.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/25/26 at 6:30 pm to whatiknowsofar
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Uhhhh, was the 2nd episode good?
I like the first episode. Started watching the second and checked out 8 or so minutes in. Just nothing there.
I'll watch it eventually but this was a major let down from the first.
re: Italians release 1000's of octopuses to fight US blue crab invasion
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/25/26 at 3:38 pm to PsychTiger
Paulette Barbarelli...she was nice...and kind.
ETA: And she did not give me crabs. That was the other whore I fricked that night/ Paulette was a princess.
ETA: And she did not give me crabs. That was the other whore I fricked that night/ Paulette was a princess.
re: Serious bridge damage just south of Birmingham
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 8/25/26 at 3:35 pm to StonewallJack
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That bridge is focked
Not like that stretch of highway wasn't already fricked Thursday-Sunday. Now everyone has to drive 280 which is equally if not more frickED!
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