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Posted by weedGOKU666
Member since Jan 2013
3747 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:05 pm to
It's when your dog can't shite right so the vet fellas "facilitate" the process.

Pretty common among certain breeds as far as I know.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
40186 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:05 pm to
It's not bad. It's just nasty. The glands can get clogged and cause issues, if they aren't "expressed."
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30390 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37431 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Yeah, they always say some senile guy in a maroon rv bought it and offered them $200 to rub the gravy on him.


My RV wouldn't fit in the parking lot. Try harder.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
40186 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:08 pm to
Where did I mention you? Are you senile?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
120554 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:09 pm to
I'll head to Popeyes. 5 pc spicy strips and cajun fries. large dr. pepper.
Posted by Bulldog288
10-17
Member since Oct 2012
2512 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:09 pm to
Why do my dogs eat their shite after they shite..?
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:12 pm to
Good to know
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5589 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Where did I mention you? Are you senile?


Hey! You need to be nice on here.

Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37431 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Why do my dogs eat their shite after they shite..?

Something nutritional. You say "dogs" so I assume more than one. They are probably eating the others not theirs. There is something you can get at Pet Smart or Petco and you put it on their food and they won't do that.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25425 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:19 pm to
I have to say...not a dr pepper fan. More of a barqs person.
Posted by Bulldog288
10-17
Member since Oct 2012
2512 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:21 pm to
There's a number of reasons your dog eats shite. Could be lacking vitamins or minerals. Could like the taste of their shite.

1. Your dog might be hungry. If your dog doesn't have access to food, he might eat shite.

2. Some dogs will eat shite to clean up an area like a housekeeper. This is most likely if your dog is confined to a crate or kennel, or when he's chained up or otherwise restricted. He's taking care of his space.

3. If your dog likes to carry shite, and then eat it, it could be genetics. Some dogs have instincts to carry stuff in their mouths.

4. Your dog might be eating shite because of parasites or worms. They can suck nutrients out of your dog, driving him to eat shite. It might also leave him extra hungry because of the lack of proper fuel.

5. Your dog might be eating cat shite or other animal shite to get key nutrients and minerals not available in his own food.

6. Some dogs will simply eat shite to pass the time. Dogs will eat shite because they are bored or lonely. It can be a sign of neglect.

7. Your dog might eat shite because he's anxious, nervous or otherwise upset. Stress will drive animals to do odd things.

8. Some dogs will eat shite to hide the evidence. If you punish your dog for shitting, he might eat it to stop you from getting angry.

9. If your dog has puppies, she might eat puppy shite. This is an instinct to hide the shite from predators. shite is evidence. Getting ride of it keeps her puppies safe.

10. Some young dogs and puppies will eat shite as a novelty. That is, they'll eat shite as an experiment. They don't know better.

11. If your dog watches you pick up shite, he might learn to do the same. This is called allelomimetic behavior. Your dog observes you and learns from you, by putting the shite in his mouth you put shite in a bag.

12. Your dog might see others dogs eating shite. From this, they learn to eat shite too.

13. Many dogs simply like the taste of shite. This obviously doesn't make sense to dog owners but that's irrelevant. Some dog like to eat it and that's that. It's warm, moist, and very much like what your dog was given as a very young puppy.


14. If your dog food lacks key nutrients, he might eat shite. Your dog is trying to get "food" with nutrients any way possible, even from his own shite.

Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2956 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:22 pm to
Why do dogs roll around in bird shite?
Posted by Bulldog288
10-17
Member since Oct 2012
2512 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:24 pm to
Because they like warm, moist shite
This post was edited on 10/28/13 at 10:25 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:25 pm to
31-3
Posted by Bulldog288
10-17
Member since Oct 2012
2512 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50111 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:30 pm to
You need new material your shite is worn out unless you're another MaroonNation alter which would make more sense
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:32 pm to
:peeksinthreadthenleavesimmediately:
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:34 pm to
Egg Bowl thread.

Posted by Bulldog288
10-17
Member since Oct 2012
2512 posts
Posted on 10/28/13 at 10:34 pm to
Wat?
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