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Current Problems with SEC West Schools
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am
1. 'Bama. Focused on revenge for a game that didn't matter. Slightly-feminine QB that gets pushed around by his own linemen when pressure mounts. Shitty chest tattoos. Intermittent crying.
2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O.
3. LSU. Offense. QB Development.
4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
5. Auburn. REC. Little Brother Psychology. Former players on LATE-NIGHT TV.
6. Arkansas. Big 12 Heart. Minimal NATURAL recruiting base. Irony. Sodomites.
7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O.
3. LSU. Offense. QB Development.
4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
5. Auburn. REC. Little Brother Psychology. Former players on LATE-NIGHT TV.
6. Arkansas. Big 12 Heart. Minimal NATURAL recruiting base. Irony. Sodomites.
7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
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Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am to Smoke Ring
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LSU. Offense. QB Development.
:decline:
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:27 am to Smoke Ring
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7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
Wut?
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Places of Birth
Nick Saban: West Virginia
Les Miles: Ohio
Gary Pinkel: Ohio
James Franklin: Pennsylvania
Brett Bielema: Illinois
Mark Stoops: Ohio
Butch Jones: Michigan
Kevin Sumlin: (my personal favorite) Indiana
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 12:33 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:29 am to Memphis
Matt Flynn. Starting job :decline: 
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:32 am to Smoke Ring
Ok?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:33 am to pivey14
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Drexel Hill, PA
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:35 am to Smoke Ring
What's your point?
I just clearly showed you that 9/14 coaches in the SEC are from the north.
I just clearly showed you that 9/14 coaches in the SEC are from the north.
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 12:37 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:36 am to Smoke Ring
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Big 12 Heart
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:43 am to Gladius Veritas
Aggies and Mizzou posters have been projecting their Big 12 shame a lot lately. 
We didn't join that shitty conference, in spite of nonstop overtures in our direction since 1992.
We didn't join that shitty conference, in spite of nonstop overtures in our direction since 1992.
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 12:44 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:44 am to pivey14
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9/14 coaches in the SEC are from the north.
You failed to show that your coach excelled.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:45 am to Smoke Ring
North is the North my friend. I included him too.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:47 am to pivey14
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Kevin Sumlin: (my personal favorite) Indiana
Born in Brewton Alabama moved to Indiana
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He later attended Brebeuf Jesuit Preparatory School in Indianapolis, where he played football, basketball, and hockey
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 12:49 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:47 am to Smoke Ring
2. A&M. Shitty posters on Internet message boards.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:00 am to GenesChin
I rest my case 
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:10 am to Smoke Ring
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2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O. C21H30O2. C10H15N. C17H21NO4. C21H23NO5. C17H19NO3.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:18 am to Smoke Ring
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4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses
seriously....how is this a problem?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:45 am to pankReb
Does it really matter? If AJ was a 5 foot tall goblin and had hairs growing a 3 feet out his butthole, I wouldn't care if he had a record like he does
Posted on 8/1/13 at 6:25 am to Smoke Ring
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4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
Jesus, can you aggies at least TRY to hide your fagness?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 6:28 am to ArmyHogs
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4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
Jesus, can you aggies at least TRY to hide your fagness?
see, redneck? he didn't say sundresses are a problem. He said they don't grant SEC West victories and THAT is a problem. So is your lack of understanding because you're in the Army or from Arkansas?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 6:32 am to Elleshoe
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see, redneck? he didn't say sundresses are a problem. He said they don't grant SEC West victories and THAT is a problem. So is your lack of understanding because you're in the Army or from Arkansas?
Wow, a little sore in the buttocks this morning, are we? Did someone in the Army give your GF the business? Want to talk about it?
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