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re: Could you imagine if a dildo was thrown on the field in college station?

Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:18 am to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:18 am to
That dog wasn't going to go anywhere.

Didn't flinch.
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:22 am to
quote:

Could you imagine if a dildo was thrown on the field in college station?

Every male cheerleader would break necks to get the dildo
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20592 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:26 am to
None of those figs would give up their precious to throw it
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9510 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:34 am to
Why would an LSU fan part with theirs?
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5523 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:55 am to
Do you spend a lot of time researching stories about gay sex? Especially stories that were published over 35 years ago?

Here is a story that happened less than a decade ago. You were probably part of it







There are hundreds of articles about it. It received international coverage!

Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5523 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:58 am to
Could you imagine if a male tiger laid down and spread it's legs in the middle of death valley?



quote:

It would be a battle Royale with 80,000 trying to gobble it




jack daniel, are you the one on the left or the one on the right?
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9510 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Could you imagine if a male tiger laid down and spread it's legs in the middle of death valley?


LSU fans would already be in that position.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4264 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:01 am to
Wait a minute!!!!!!! A&M has a collie as a mascot?????? Who knew? Sad. Sad. Sad.
Posted by ponchytiger
Ponchatoula, LA
Member since Jan 2005
319 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:27 am to
Come on now, no A&M fan is wasting a good dildo. Let's be real here.
Posted by Hawgleg
Member since Jan 2022
525 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:33 am to
:bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha:
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104673 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:36 am to
quote:

imagine if a dildo was thrown on the field in college station

Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3271 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Here is a story that happened less than a decade ago


You seem to keep those photos close at hand…

To each his own.. I won’t judge.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14246 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:12 am to
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I'd protect the dog as well.


what exactly are they protecting the dog from tho?

Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1743 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

what exactly are they protecting the dog from tho?


Watch the video. I don't know how it could be any more clear.

I'm not the best person to ask, however. I like dogs a hell of a lot more than most people.
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
2408 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Could you imagine if a dildo was thrown on the field in college station?


yes, you would have to IMAGINE that. Of course if you were in Austin, no imagination needed.
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1745 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 2:19 am to
Wrong Texas school. The enshrined dildo is at UT Austin.
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1745 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 2:22 am to
The girls in those pictures sure are smiling big looking at those dildos. Must suck for the Longhorn ladies to not have any real men around.
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
11183 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:07 am to
Actually, I think it was when the preseason number 1 team in baseball got eliminated by LSU in the SECT and couldn’t even qualify for a regional. Now that’s a season long anal dicking, but Aggies are used to it.

Championships in big 3 since WW2-
LSU - 12
Faggies - 0

Oooooooooof
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54174 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:48 am to
Sankey gonna issue some fines if this happens in sec
Posted by Texoticlifestyles531
Member since Jul 2025
971 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:59 am to
I bet they put a dildo in your arse the next 7 out of 10 games.
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