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Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:11 pm to IT_Dawg
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Florida we're gonna push your shite it...
Violets are blue
Florida we're gonna push your shite it...
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:11 pm to Sampson
Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down
And SMU is fricking awful
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down
And SMU is fricking awful
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:13 pm to Roger Klarvin
Lol'd
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:13 pm to Roger Klarvin
We're playing Troy pretty early in the day
Go head get all your errands out the way
Go head get all your errands out the way
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:13 pm to Sampson
Midwest Manhattan?
Kansas ain't the Big Apple
Wildcat win? Won't happen
alt. ending:
Midwest Manhattan?
Kansas ain't the Big Apple
Komodo Dragon
Kansas ain't the Big Apple
Wildcat win? Won't happen
alt. ending:
Midwest Manhattan?
Kansas ain't the Big Apple
Komodo Dragon
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:14 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
BOOM. Haiku motherfrickers
2nd haiku of thread
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:20 pm to BowlJackson
There once were fans of Vandy
Franklin was the HC, and all was dandy
But Franklin went to Penn St
Then by Temple, Mason was raped
and now Vandy's vag is all sandy
Franklin was the HC, and all was dandy
But Franklin went to Penn St
Then by Temple, Mason was raped
and now Vandy's vag is all sandy
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:21 pm to Roger Klarvin
SMU lacks the skill
To hang with that lame arse Kenny Trill
To hang with that lame arse Kenny Trill
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:21 pm to Sampson
MSU stepped in tiger poo walking through death valley
What Miles smelled made him yell, "hey Dan is that your hand?" Dan said "no Miles, Dak got sacked and landed in a pile on his back"
What Miles smelled made him yell, "hey Dan is that your hand?" Dan said "no Miles, Dak got sacked and landed in a pile on his back"
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:24 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
Midwest Manhattan?
Kansas ain't the Big Apple
Komodo Dragon
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:30 pm to Sampson
Northern Illinois....
about to get knocked in the dirt
cause we got bert
we gonna go up their skirt and make em squirt
cause we got bert
they gonna get hurt
cause we got bert
gonna wear our shirt?
cause we like to flirt
we got bert?
my name is curt
about to get knocked in the dirt
cause we got bert
we gonna go up their skirt and make em squirt
cause we got bert
they gonna get hurt
cause we got bert
gonna wear our shirt?
cause we like to flirt
we got bert?
my name is curt
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:31 pm to Sampson
MSU-is on the list, sir,
Gonna pop them like a blister,
Bulldogs outta luck,
And about to get fricked,
Like they probably do to their sister.
Gonna pop them like a blister,
Bulldogs outta luck,
And about to get fricked,
Like they probably do to their sister.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:33 pm to Sampson
there once was a team named state
noone ever thought they were great
they were known for the grind
or taking it in the behind
and some dude named stone they'd fellate
noone ever thought they were great
they were known for the grind
or taking it in the behind
and some dude named stone they'd fellate
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:45 pm to LSU1NSEC
K-State ain't shite
Bill Snyder is senile
Gus gonna bend em over and hit it
frick em with that Auburn tiger penile
Nick's gonna run all over the place
Roll a blunt, blow the smoke in their face
Make that Wildcat D look like a disgrace
Monty gonna show their QB a good ole Tiger rape
AU Tigers blowing kush smoke, no vape
Bill Snyder is senile
Gus gonna bend em over and hit it
frick em with that Auburn tiger penile
Nick's gonna run all over the place
Roll a blunt, blow the smoke in their face
Make that Wildcat D look like a disgrace
Monty gonna show their QB a good ole Tiger rape
AU Tigers blowing kush smoke, no vape
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:49 pm to Sampson
SMU sucks hard
SMU sucks real, REAL hard
Almost ag level
ETA: Didn't know we actually supposed to try hard. Oh well
SMU sucks real, REAL hard
Almost ag level
ETA: Didn't know we actually supposed to try hard. Oh well
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:51 pm to fr33manator
N I U
Who R U
Call yourselves the huskies, and you're
Shittier than Big Bert's undies
N I U
I hope you're thirsty for ozark mountain dew
Big Skip will make sure you drink alot
Because he's the frickin Juggernaut
Bitch.
Who R U
Call yourselves the huskies, and you're
Shittier than Big Bert's undies
N I U
I hope you're thirsty for ozark mountain dew
Big Skip will make sure you drink alot
Because he's the frickin Juggernaut
Bitch.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:52 pm to Jon Ham
jon how u been breh?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:52 pm to Carson123987
Fanfrickintastic. You?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:53 pm to Sampson
Smack dak all on the floor
smack dak till he get sore
sit back watch the tigers smack dak oh oh
smack dak till he get sore
sit back watch the tigers smack dak oh oh
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