Carson123987

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A hipster wedding. They tried to pack as much edgy and weird as they could into it.....and it was a train wreck.

It was held at a tiny avant gaurd art studio.... and by art I mean people making lamps our of barbie doll parts to make a statement and shite like that.... this place was never meant to be a venue... it had a tiny back room... as they set up for it the entire wedding...maybe 50-75 were crammed in the art gallery....at times you were legit stuck where you were... we enter to room to about 10 folding chairs which we were told were only for older people...everyone else stand.

Ceremony starts and its some guy playing acoustic guitar just riffing. At one point the bride was walking down the aisle to the French national anthem until the guitar player hit a bad chord and just stopped...dead silence... which js how the walk finished. The minster...of course some 20 something yo girl started
With, we are gathered here today to celebrate a little thing called life" you could feel the collective eye roll.

After that ceremony we were told to clear out back to the gallery while they set up the reception.... after 30 minutes of waiting arse to arse again, we were allowed bsck in where the same 10 chairs were now surrounding 2 folding tables...that was it that was the set up.

And the food... great idea on paper... got the local super hip Mexican soul food joint to cater... a roast pig... but remember this is an art gallery...not a venue.. no kitchen, so these vatos were hand shredding a whole pig carcass middle of the dance floor and just pounding it on paper plates.... was it good...sure when you coukd take a bite. But since we weren't elderly we got no table so me and my wife took turns eating..stabding of course..id hold her drink while she ate a few bites then wed switch.

Oh and the bar was semi open...if you ordered a beer from the local IPA keg they had... once that was tapped place CLEARED out. I kinda felt for the bride cause it was clear noone was having a good time...even more clear when word got out the free beer was done and a line to get the hell out of that tiny place formed. I looked back to see the bride desperately trying to tug people to the dance floor as they were trying to leave... worth mentioned the dance floor at this point had room for about 5 people total. The wedding favor was... a knitted dooilie.

The guy is totally off social media so who knows these days. She is very active and all of her posts revolve around liberal politics. Last I saw of her she was at a shreveport parade w a huge saying she'd help anyone interested access abortion rights

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apparently the biggest complaints are technical. Really strange camerawork and blurry background shots that look AI generated.

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The Wolves just absolutely own the Nuggets. I don't know what it is about the matchup.

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