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re: Cocaine Lane bumps LSU all the way to the top portal class, one snort at a time

Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:36 am to
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
689 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:36 am to
Don't worry bro,

Our coaches are busy getting to the championship game.

The team will follow
Posted by how333
Member since Dec 2020
4135 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:07 am to
Jealousy is a horrible trait.
Posted by lagniappe09
Northshore
Member since Jul 2009
663 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:09 am to
Glenn Guilbeau
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
10219 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Dude, you can’t actually believe that.

Ok, you’re right. Texas A&M “stole” a part-time OL contributor from the 124th ranked rushing offense in 2025.
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:26 am to
Al that offensive talent om has put on the field these last few years is because the DC is a great recruiter? OK bud. If you say so.
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:32 am to
Those 2 WRs are both top 10 in the country in YPR, 20 yards per. The RB was a 5* in the '26 cycle. Had been committed to horns. Reclassified to '25 and signed with Utah. TE was going to be Pitts starter for '26.

CLK just warming up.
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:35 am to
That voodoo poo-nanny is UNDEFEATED
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:37 am to
LEVERAGE on TT. This is what portal king offered me. What you got?
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:40 am to
Stole??? He had already left the house.
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:47 am to
Its four. Let me repeat this. Those 2 WR's are BOTH top 10 in the country for YPR, 20 yards a pop. Both are BIG body WRs 6'2" and 6'3". BOTH can fly.

The RB was a 5* in the '26 cycle. One of the BEST in the country/TX. Track dude. Was committed to horns. Reclassified and signed with Utah. Tigers a 5* with college experience now. The TE was going to be starting at Pitt.

That looks like quality pickups. CLK just gettin started.
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:49 am to
There's only 4,000+ in the portal. doubt if even 20% are committed .
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
5113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:51 am to
runts would have lost to uga if it wasn't for LSUs OC.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
3820 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:11 pm to
Guilbeau is such a clown.

With the 2 commits, today, Kiffin has LSU with a top 10 portal class, lol.

Kiffin is just getting started and once he gets his quarterback, LSU will shoot up the rankings.
Posted by BK785
Member since Feb 2013
3787 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:37 pm to
Lol at you linking Billy Napier's dick rider....
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
3820 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:13 pm to
Has Guilbeau checked the Transfer Portal Class Rankings today?

LSU currently at #3 Transfer Portal Class on 247 with the highest player average and this is before Kiffin has gotten his QB.

Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17687 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Has Guilbeau checked the Transfer Portal Class Rankings today?


Doesn’t fit his fat neck narrative
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40933 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 9:43 am to
Might wanna check the rankings again, bud
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12752 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 9:55 am to
DeBoer is buyers remorse. 8 losses in two seasons.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88383 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 11:33 am to
ha
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
3029 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 11:34 am to
Someone please start a thread about Bama. This guy is lonesome.
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