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re: Chips are down: What did Ella Langley mean when she could tell "He's from Texas"

Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by vengeanceofbrain
Member since Apr 2026
366 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:31 pm to
Driving in the left lane 10 MPH under the speed limit
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5957 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:32 pm to
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Driving in the left lane 10 MPH under the speed limit


And still going faster than all the other states' fastest speed limits.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
27239 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 5:05 pm to
She's saying he's gay. Probably one of those super closeted guys. Hey, our Senator, Tom Cotton, spends his time in DC with male prostitutes. Arkansas can't pretend to be superior here.

It's a song about finding a guy in Texas who isn't gay, a pedophile, or a gay pedophile. Actual straight Texican guys are in high demand.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
26257 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 5:06 pm to
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Whether it be a UTa or TAMU man



The fact that it's even able to be asked on an SEC forum just reminds me this isn't really the SEC anymore, is it?
Posted by Hornish Kin
Member since Jul 2022
243 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 6:39 pm to
There is a measurable amount of truth in what you say that most Texans would agree with. We never yelled “Big 12” at games etc. But we can overlook that kind of stuff and joined because we like you. And have helped you.
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
655 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 11:32 am to
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Driving in the left lane 10 MPH under the speed limit



This is unforgiveable
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
11017 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 11:37 am to
While having sex in the port o potty.

Who hasn’t gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom?
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
655 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 11:43 am to
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Who hasn’t gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom?



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