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re: Check in here if the team you support is Top 10 in winning percentage all time

Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:18 am to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
14834 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:18 am to
quote:

In which service did you reach the rank of captain?


Merchant marines. USCG 100 ton captain.

Any more questions cock gobbler?
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3084 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:26 am to
I just realized who you are....you are 'Smokie One' that goofy bama alter we finally managed to run off, back as an alter. Gees dude, even the Bama fans didn't like you, don't you have SOMETHING better to do with your time?
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
10384 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:05 am to
quote:

1002 times Bama has taken the field and won a game.


But you cheated so much you forfeited those games. Maybe try not cheating. JK we all see what alabama looks like when they arent cheating. Just look at this year now that paying players is legal.
This post was edited on 11/28/24 at 3:55 pm
Posted by NewBOSSofSEC
Member since Jul 2024
251 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:08 am to
Oklahoma curb stomps Alabama and how many threads now about Alabama history
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 1:07 am to
quote:

But you cheated so much you forfeited those games. Maybe try not cheating. JK we all see what alabama looks like when they arent cheating. Just look at this year now that paying players is legal.


Alabama has never cheated. You must have Alabama mixed up with some other team.
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 1:09 am to
quote:


I just realized who you are....you are 'Smokie One' that goofy bama alter we finally managed to run off, back as an alter. Gees dude, even the Bama fans didn't like you, don't you have SOMETHING better to do with your time?


I'm new here Dar Dar and can confidently say to you that I have never posted under a moniker of Smokie One. I give you my Honest Injun oath on this matter.
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 1:16 am to
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It's not a game, you idiot. It's an internet message board.


If you don't realize it's a game, how can you win?

quote:

As pointed out previously in the thread, you are an idiot. You are unworthy of the time it would take to formulate a serious response.


You think by saying this that it precludes you from ever having to present a serious response to the board, don't you? Just because you call everyone else in your life retarded because everyone you know calls you a retard, constantly, doesn't mean you aren't a retard.

quote:

Retarded is some fricking clown, you, making an alter account to try to seem like an intelligent person. You're not. Once again, you're an idiot.


If you really aren't retarded, post an image of your mother and let the board decide if you come from 'tard stock or not. If your mom looks retarded, it can be determined fairly quickly whether or not you are accursed also.

Thanks.
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 1:24 am to
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Oklahoma curb stomps Alabama and how many threads now about Alabama history


Me, personally? Two so far. I created this thread and the thread about Bama's 1002 dominating, awe inspiring wins. There were several spin-off coping threads created from the salty, bitter tears that my two threads caused but, those spin-offs can't be blamed on me.
This post was edited on 11/29/24 at 1:26 am
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 1:30 am to
quote:

Merchant marines. USCG 100 ton captain.

Any more questions cock gobbler?


Do you have any type of official documentation to prove this wild, unsubstantiated claim? I'm not questioning your truthfulness but, I'm questioning your honesty.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
14834 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Do you have any type of official documentation to prove this wild, unsubstantiated claim? I'm not questioning your truthfulness but, I'm questioning your honesty.


Do you have any type of official documentation to prove that you are not the biggest douchebag on the internet? I am not questioning whether you suck dicks but, I’m questioning whether you were sucking one while you typed your last reply.

Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4585 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 7:55 am to
Not surprising that a Tennessee would back the NCAA in every situation especially since Fulmer was a secret witness for them.

Only a non Christian thinks like this. Bible clearly states you can't change the past.
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:14 am to
quote:

But you cheated so much you forfeited those games.

Yeah it’s not fair that our players were given some extra books for free. How could any team compete with that advantage? At least our players were interested in reading and going to class.

Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
571 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:18 am to
TY for the chart.

That Boise State line sticks out in a "which of these is different" kind of way.

Maybe next time show it with a Minimum 1300 Games Played so we'd see the #11 team's numbers.
Posted by DawginSC
Member since Aug 2022
7341 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:38 am to
Actual top list of winning percentage not including cheating wins that got taken away:

1 Ohio State 0.73370
2 Michigan 0.73367
3 Alabama 0.73346
4 Notre Dame 0.72967
5 Oklahoma 0.72534
6 Texas 0.70248
7 Southern Cal 0.69492
8 Penn State 0.68863
9 Nebraska 0.67849
10 Florida State 0.67065
11 Tennessee 0.66929
12 Georgia 0.66569
13 Louisiana State 0.65446
14 Florida 0.62651
15 Miami-Florida 0.62571
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
13088 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:39 am to
I love history.
Posted by DaWGfan01
PCB FL
Member since Dec 2017
1477 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 9:48 am to
.Michigan 1010
2.Ohio State 974
3.Alabama 973
4.Notre Dame 958
5.Texas 958
6.Oklahoma 950
7.Penn State 940
8.Nebraska 923
9.Georgia 890
10.Tennessee 885


All time wins is the most important stat
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 7:54 pm to
Anyone can find an image of a pouch online and post it it. In fact, here is one:



You are going to be required to at least make a note and have it say something like "I am Cappy D, the bitter, vinegar douche from SEC Rant" and lay that note on top of your rather dubious booklet.

An identification card like this one:



would be more reliable, if you aren't lying.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37483 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 7:57 pm to
Buckeyes checking in.
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

All time wins is the most important stat


Alabama already has the all-time winning percentage crown, and are currently only eight wins behind a Michigan team that starting playing football decades before them in the all-time wins category.

It won't be long until Alabama owns both of the most important stats in the game of football, along with the most NC's of course.

Sorted By Wins


This post was edited on 11/29/24 at 8:04 pm
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
1708 posts
Posted on 11/29/24 at 8:13 pm to
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