Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Favorite team: | Alabama |
Location: | Birmingham |
Biography: | |
Interests: | Guitars, Music, SEC Football, Restoring Classic Autos |
Occupation: | Retired Mechanic |
Number of Posts: | 86 |
Registered on: | 10/25/2024 |
Online Status: | Online |
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re: Member when Louisiana State fans were pumping Nuss as the best QB in the SEC?
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/10/24 at 1:39 am
It's fun to ridicule them because they are so stupid and lack self-awareness. Is this wrong, no. It's hilarious. ...
re: Alabama does a Uniform Reveal for LSU game
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/9/24 at 1:50 am
[quote]Well you are completely wrong. It’s the home team choice. [/quote]
Alabama has a primary home stadium in Tuscaloosa. The secondary home stadium is BDS West in Baton Rouge.
BDS West was always a favorite of many Bama fans but the University of Alabama didn't officially designate it a se...
re: Looking for background on this couple - Wrong answers only
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/9/24 at 1:39 am
She is frustrated because she hasn't had an orgasm in over 3 years and believes her nose is getting fatter, more bulbous, and uglier with each passing season of time, which it is. She fears everyone in the stadium is staring at her wrinkle lines and thin, lizard like lips, and they are.
He has a ...
re: Alabama does a Uniform Reveal for LSU game
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/9/24 at 1:19 am
[quote]Iconic for sure. But Bama is wearing crimson jerseys, no?[/quote]
When Bama plays in Baton Rouge, it's always Bama's choice of whether to wear home or away uniforms. This season, they chose away uniforms.
EDIT: According to the subsequent posts in the thread, maybe I was wrong about th...
Alabama does a Uniform Reveal for LSU game
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/9/24 at 12:59 am
Notice the crimson helmets with a single white stripe and numerals on both sides of helmet.
Also, the white jerseys with crimson red numerals is a nice touch this season.
Make note of the white pants with 2 red stripes running down the side.
These type of uniforms are what the young players...
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:58 pm
[quote]My excuse is, "Gov Landry shouldn't have brought in a Mike body double"[/quote]
This is wrong, btw, what LSU is doing.
They know players are afraid of nature. I can hear the taunts from LSU coaches and players and fans now, things like:
Hey Bammer, Tiger 'gon eat you.
Stupid Bamm...
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:52 pm
[quote]
Thanks for another update, Altie.[/quote]
I'm new here so, I haven't had a chance to become accustomed to everyone's posting style yet. But, from what I can discern at this early stage of my journey here, I think you are an alter....
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:50 pm
[quote]Well, Saban retired and Bama just isn't the same. That's why we blew them out. Maybe next season they'll be ready for LSU.[/quote]
The game is tomorrow, you dumb fricking coonass drunk....
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:48 pm
[quote]Your mom was all about public service, too. She’d be very proud of you.[/quote]
Dorothy Guitarzan Gordan is a saint!...
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:43 pm
[quote]
Didn’t y’all lose to Vanderbilt?[/quote]
Yes, but Vandy is better than both Alabama and LSU put together so, that's not the criticism you imagine it is.
Also, at that point in the season, DeBoer had not fully opened up the playbook because he didn't want everyone to know Bama's secret...
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 6:40 pm
[quote]Vanderbilt dominated Bama and Tennessee should have won by 3 TDs if their QB could throw a football.[/quote]
On the contrary, Bama would have won by 3 TD's if Milroe could throw a football or run without getting immediately tackled....
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 4:12 pm
[quote]i’m already combing the Bama Vandy thread for ideas.[/quote]
Guess what, bawd, Vandy is likely to be favored by 20 points over LSU....
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 4:10 pm
[quote]
Not making any excuses. LSU was exposed against A&M and if they didn't correct those deficiencies then they will lose to Bama. If they schemed correctly to stop any run from Milroe, then I believe it will be a competitive game.[/quote]
Two great disadvantages for LSU is that it is a nigh...
re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 4:04 pm
[quote]
I'm actually banking on us losing anyway.
We are not a good squad......but then again, you guys aren't either. I hope we win but believe we just won't.
And you also have 2 L's so why are you crying?[/quote]
Just trying to help out the bawds on the board with a few ready made excuse...
re: Let's make some noise, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 3:56 pm
[quote]3 threads on LSU today. Terrible alter. Go touch grass.[/quote]
Don't eat these corndogs, coonass. They are likely rotten.
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/9QPyskzv/Trash-Can-Corn-Dog.png[/img]...
re: Let's make some noise, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 3:38 pm
[quote]That corn dog joke is the lamest thing ever!!!
Never heard anybody who disliked corn dogs.[/quote]
It's not that anyone on Planet Earth dislikes corndogs, it's that many LSU fans smell like corndogs.
I like chicken too but, it's pretty gross if someone smells like they have been work...
re: Let's make some noise, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 3:35 pm
[quote]No, but what would is for you to take notes through the day. Write down all the crap you want to talk, and then make one concise shite post.
That way you’re not clogging the front page up with every little shite post thought that comes to you.
Just think, you could be a model of shite post...
re: Let's make some noise, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 2:26 pm
[quote]Stop shite posting. You’re just another crappy alter.[/quote]
Mr. Simp, why have you have chosen a normal, light-hearted, routine and completely normal trash talking thread before a big game between two big time teams to display your pseudo-mod abilities.
I can understand you crave atten...
Let's make some noise, LSU
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 11:19 am
frick you! I hope the fake cat shits on your player's shoes.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/OurE0bP.jpeg[/img]
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re: Burrow making statements?
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan on 11/8/24 at 5:10 am
He's not gay. He just acts gay, looks gay, dresses gay, hangs around gay people, loves attention, heavily criticizes others for their lack of style and all his best friends are chicks.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/b1TwyXP.png[/img]...
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