Ed Guitarzan Gordan

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Thank you again for My Trophy!

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Case in point, you could have just posted the thank you without quoting the whole thread, image included, again.

That is what an attention whore does.



Sometimes it takes a beating for a whore to get the message.

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Big Orange Ken is a good guy
You need to start checking with me on these things before you hit Submit
dumbass

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It's time for a semi-monthly review of your attention whoring do's and dont's guidelines again, HRV. This thread isn't about you.

They aren't needed.

They wear orange clothes and look like clowns and embarrass us. They contribute nothing of value to the great SEC Rant and they like the color orange.

They are boring and seem like interlopers here; they don't belong among us. They never contribute anything of value to the board except boastful idiocy that never materializes.

They're snitches. They are ugly people on average. They don't have our Southern values and work, in concert, to harm SEC Rant and drag it down.

I recommend immediate banning of these:

Smokeyone
Bob the Ogre
BigOrangeKen
robvols
Serraneaux
Blackadder
Porter Osborne Jr

posters to start with. Immediately report any other posters with that orange T logo when they post and let's start cleaning up our spot here and work together, as SEC fans, against them.

Conecuh Sausage is to be served.

Come on down to Birmingham and see our grit and wallow in our grime, we'll keep the lights on for 'ya.

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Step back Junior. You're just a pup in the SEC, and you don't understand the history of this Hatfield/McCoy feud and it's implications that are still felt today.
In other word's don't come as a guest to a Redneck Thanksgiving dinner and pick sides when a family brawl erupts. Best just to stand in the corner and nibble on a turkey wing.

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Exactly. You never see Texas and Oklahoma fans criticizing each other or showing any negativity. The fanbases actually love one another and slavish praise on each other so thickly it makes everyone want to puke.

These silly bastards don't even know what a rivalry is. Imagine a Texas fan telling a Georgia fan to show support for Florida or auburn and thinking they understand that type of rivalry.

They are a joke.

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Dude relax. The SEC has been riding Tide cock for over a decade. And you can’t show a little support when its someone else’s turn?

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Alabama and Tennessee's rivalry is not like the Texas/OU rivalry where all of you arse frick each other after games and root for each other.

We hate each other as in burn your house down hate.

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Relax. They are in, we are out. Beat any of the Tennessee teams on our schedule and we are in. But we didn't.

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That's not the point. Never root for Tennessee, ever, under any duress or circumstance.

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I'm pulling for the SEC, regardless.

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Dumb shite.

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If SEC makes a statement this year then it only bodes well for Alabama in the future, but by all means tell me I'm not an Alabama fan jackass.

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You are not an Alabama fan, jackass.

if you want Tennessee to win tomorrow, period. I'm not singling out any one Alabama poster here, I'm making a blanket statement concerning any of you wanting Tennessee to have success of any kind.

frick you. If you have an Alabama avatar and are rooting for Tennessee, change it, you don't deserve it. Take your pronouns and your blankie and tell your boyfriend to cuddle with you if you are upset about what I'm saying.

He's a happy beaver.