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Cautionary Tale - Skankey + Gumps + FatVols
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:59 am
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:59 am
SEC members, do not get hoodwinked by Skankey + Gumps + FatVols.
They are not your friends.
They do not care about you.
Their motives are not pure, just, nor equitable.
In fact, they represent the very worst of the human condition -> spiteful, jealous, small, weak, pathetic.
They will turn on you in kind should you threaten their perceived control over the SEC.
Remember:
Gumps + FatVols watched Lane Kiffin get annointed by Nick Saban Saturday morning in Baton Rouge.
Gumps + FatVols watched LSU destroy Clemson - Game 1 of the Kiffin era.
Gumps + FatVols watched Texas, A&M, Oklahoma dominate.
Gumps + FatVols watched OM in a primetime Sunday slot beat a good Louisville team.
Their new reality of irrelevance is sinking-in. It is breaking them.
Gumps + FatVols know they are doomed.
Gumps + FatVols know they can't compete.
Don't follow them down this rabbit hole.
Let them hang.
Let them burn.
They are not your friends.
They do not care about you.
Their motives are not pure, just, nor equitable.
In fact, they represent the very worst of the human condition -> spiteful, jealous, small, weak, pathetic.
They will turn on you in kind should you threaten their perceived control over the SEC.
Remember:
Gumps + FatVols watched Lane Kiffin get annointed by Nick Saban Saturday morning in Baton Rouge.
Gumps + FatVols watched LSU destroy Clemson - Game 1 of the Kiffin era.
Gumps + FatVols watched Texas, A&M, Oklahoma dominate.
Gumps + FatVols watched OM in a primetime Sunday slot beat a good Louisville team.
Their new reality of irrelevance is sinking-in. It is breaking them.
Gumps + FatVols know they are doomed.
Gumps + FatVols know they can't compete.
Don't follow them down this rabbit hole.
Let them hang.
Let them burn.
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Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:01 pm to Bruce Lee
Idiot.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:07 pm to Bruce Lee
What you got crap for brains?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:08 pm to Bruce Lee
I started out pro-LSU but y'all are changing my mind. 
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:12 pm to Bruce Lee
If the last two weeks here haven’t proved LSU has no friends, I’m not sure what to tell you. LOL
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:19 pm to Prof
quote:
I started out pro-LSU but y'all are changing my mind.
They have you guys pegged as leading the conspiracy against them.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:21 pm to Bruce Lee
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Member since Dec 2004
386 posts
impressive
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:22 pm to Bruce Lee
quote:
Their motives are not pure, just, nor equitable.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:23 pm to Bruce Lee
To be honest, FatVols have been irrelevant for quite some time now.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:28 pm to Loganville Vols
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What you got crap for brains?
Says the guy who can't use proper english, lol.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:40 pm to Night Vision
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They have you guys pegged as leading the conspiracy against them.
I know. It's crazy but I guess they are cycling through monsters.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to Bruce Lee
Just like Auburn your Alabama's little sister I guess always it's Alabama style is Alabama this Alabama that LSU you'll never be Alabama so STFU
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:45 pm to Bruce Lee
yawn 
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:45 pm to Bruce Lee
Bama is always the source of LSU’s problems
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:47 pm to Bruce Lee
OP is an object lesson in explaining the mystery of the popularity of professional wrasslin in the deep south.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:53 pm to Bruce Lee
LSU has no friends on the Rant.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:54 pm to Bruce Lee
So you're blaming this mess on the two teams that have both owned you recently, historically, and have current scoreboard on you?
Melt much?
Melt much?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:55 pm to stopitnow1
Georgia education
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:05 pm to Loganville Vols
Tennessee genes.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:18 pm to 14&Counting
quote:To be fair, it is very popular to blame all your problems on your parents nowadays.
Bama is always the source of LSU’s problems
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