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Bring Bevo to CoMo
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:10 am
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:10 am
If you're going to wear that diaper-shite shade of orange in our stadium, at least bring us something furry, brown and horny to shoot at, since it's deer season.That's the only reason we allow folks to wear orange in Missouri during November, especially the diaper-shite variety.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:17 am to Faurot fodder
Why do you want your state to smell like cow shite?
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:20 am to Faurot fodder
Last time they came to Oxford they brought him. They beat us by 30 and he shite on the field (turf at the time) and they left it.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:21 am to Faurot fodder
i remember you! we were in the Big 12 together weren't we
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:24 am to GetPiggywithIt
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Why do you want your state to smell like cow shite?
Because it would be an improvement...
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:31 am to Henry Jones Jr
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he shite on the field (turf at the time) and they left it.
SOP for them.
They hit him with chlorpromazine to keep him under control and feed him full of alfalfa before a road trip so that he shites all over the field.
I have no idea why those assclowns think that is clever.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:40 am to Wildcat1996
Our mascot shits on the grass while the Corp of Cadets shovels horse shite into the stands. We all have our kinks
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:42 am to tBrand
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Corp of Cadets shovels horse shite into the stands.
In fairness, he was just throwing it on the rest of the pile.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:47 am to GetPiggywithIt
We have state wide herd of 4 million head. I mean....
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:54 am to tBrand
I do not recall that.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 9:58 am to Faurot fodder
At least 15 years ago if not more. Parson's Mounted Cavalry rides in and some fish are tasked with scooping the horse poop behind them.
Some knucklehead scooped some up and threw it into the tu student section. Kid was disciplined, but I can't tell you exactly what happened to him.
In poor taste, but somewhat comical. It's the only time it has happened to my knowledge.
Some knucklehead scooped some up and threw it into the tu student section. Kid was disciplined, but I can't tell you exactly what happened to him.
In poor taste, but somewhat comical. It's the only time it has happened to my knowledge.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 10:35 am to Wildcat1996
"Mounted Cavalry?"
Isn't it by definition? Or was Parson one weird dude . . .
Isn't it by definition? Or was Parson one weird dude . . .
Posted on 11/2/26 at 10:55 am to Faurot fodder
No, keep that nasty cow off our field
Posted on 11/2/26 at 11:40 am to Lonnie Utah
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Why do you want your state to smell like cow shite?
Because it would be an improvement...
Still salty from all those losses to Mizzou, I see...
Posted on 11/2/26 at 11:41 am to GetPiggywithIt
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Why do you want your state to smell like cow shite?
Posted on 11/2/26 at 11:45 am to Mizzouligan
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Still salty from all those losses to Mizzou, I see...
No, I've just driven I-70 to the east coast too many times...
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