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Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:23 pm to Bobulinski
His wife got a nose for the money.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:24 pm to KingOfTheWorld
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“That boy’s arse is wider than two axe handles.”
I was listening to Finebaum the day Coach Dye said this and heard it in real time. Apparently he wasn't a fan of Charlie Weis.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:24 pm to TroyTider
Somebody in the SEC please hire this man! This is when the Rant is at its best!
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:24 pm to TroyTider
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Whatcha got?
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:25 pm to wartiger2004
Bert.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:26 pm to weremoose
I feel sorry for the Head Coach of the University of Illinois, no matter what his first name is.
Hope he seeks medical help for his condition as soon as possible.
Hope he seeks medical help for his condition as soon as possible.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:28 pm to samson73103
Me too, and yes.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:29 pm to lsufball19
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I could have sworn he lost a bunch of weight after leaving Arkansas. Guess it didn’t take him long to put it back on plus more
Those buffets in Champaign
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:30 pm to TroyTider
You mean BERT
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:34 pm to TroyTider
It doesn't have to be this way, Bert. You can return to the good ole days.
Dude has added two people to his frame and now at Illinois he's put on a completely new layer of stomach.
Stomach staples, Adderall, Appetite suppressants, and zero carb diet.
Come on, Bert...you know you're miserable. Make the change.
Dude has added two people to his frame and now at Illinois he's put on a completely new layer of stomach.
Stomach staples, Adderall, Appetite suppressants, and zero carb diet.
Come on, Bert...you know you're miserable. Make the change.
This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:36 pm to Bobulinski
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His wife tho?
Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia
She's clearly in it for the money.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:42 pm to Nitro Express
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She's clearly in it for the money
He has enough in the bank at this point. Now she’s clearly in it for the heart attack.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:45 pm to mpwilging
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wife, on top...
has to be or she would be the deceased wife.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:48 pm to SCLibertarian
Good grief.
So much of football depends on discipline on the field, in the weight room, and in the kitchen.
How can anyone take a coach that size seriously? It’s a shame he’s done that to himself.
So much of football depends on discipline on the field, in the weight room, and in the kitchen.
How can anyone take a coach that size seriously? It’s a shame he’s done that to himself.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:54 pm to samson73103
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I was listening to Finebaum the day Coach Dye said this and heard it in real time. Apparently he wasn't a fan of Charlie Weis.
I heard it live too and have never forgotten it. Classic.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 3:00 pm to KingOfTheWorld
I swear I thought I heard clinking whiskey glasses.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 3:02 pm to KingOfTheWorld
Weiss was sitting on a cooler on the sidelines, coaching from that position, IIRCC.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 3:04 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Bert definitely out kicked his coverage landing that. 
Posted on 1/2/23 at 3:04 pm to TroyTider
He’s talking about Burt. Used to coach for Arkansas. Married the stripper.
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