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Bret Bielema says hes a better coach than Nick Saban
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:45 pm
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:46 pm to AU24
Bert is fat
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:47 pm to AU24
3 straight Rose Bowls.
eta: Bert was the splitting image of Rob Riggle about 100 lbs ago.
eta: Bert was the splitting image of Rob Riggle about 100 lbs ago.
This post was edited on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:47 pm to AU24
Dem rose bowls though.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm to AU24
BB took over a program in very good shape. Saban did not at MSU
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm to AU24
Interesting quote. Unfortunately for the fat guy, there is a larger sample to compare than just Big Ten records.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:49 pm to AU24
But doesn't mention he took over for Alvarez and Saban inherited a probation riddled Michigan State.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:50 pm to AU24
He's such a fat prick
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:55 pm to AU24
Cheers, Bert! 
Now show us a comparison of their SEC records...
ETA - I'll do it for him.
Saban:
162 wins 35 losses.
10 Division championships
7 Conference championships
5 National championships
4-0 record head to head
Outscored Bert 142-57
Bert the Conquered:
25 wins 26 losses
0 Division championships
0 Conference championships
0 National championships
0-4 record head to head
Average margin of loss 22 points
Now show us a comparison of their SEC records...
ETA - I'll do it for him.
Saban:
162 wins 35 losses.
10 Division championships
7 Conference championships
5 National championships
4-0 record head to head
Outscored Bert 142-57
Bert the Conquered:
25 wins 26 losses
0 Division championships
0 Conference championships
0 National championships
0-4 record head to head
Average margin of loss 22 points
This post was edited on 7/15/17 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:56 pm to AU24
That quote is literally from years ago.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:57 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Y'all are so easily pissed off.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:00 pm to Woopigsooie20
You seem to be the only angry one here. Everyone else is just amused by the jester.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:00 pm to AU24
""...and my wife says my wee wee makes her top 100 list."
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:08 pm to AU24
Did he say it in German?
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:09 pm to AU24
I know Bert Bielema. He's fat as frick. That is not Bert Bielema.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:12 pm to Woopigsooie20
It's also taken out of context. He said it with kind of a wink.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:13 pm to AU24
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Bret Bielema says hes a better coach than Nick Saban
I can say i'm black from the waist down but don't make it true.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:14 pm to AU24
he's such a frickin douche
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:15 pm to VagueMessage
Is there video then? Context is important
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:19 pm to cas4t
I don't think people would really care about the comment if Arkansas fans hadn't used it so much after he was hired.
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