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re: BREAKING: Tua- "unable to play football after his first read"

Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:50 am to
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:50 am to
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TheePalmetto


Who are you again?
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
5454 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:54 am to
This level of obsession is pathetic and shows just how retarded lsu fans are.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20867 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:55 am to
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that's 150 yards a game, ya'll.

It's actually 190. Can't believe you posted that from a fricking calculator
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26241 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:57 am to
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He shut out glass joe 29-0 in B.R.


Oh boy you really cut deep when you cut someone...... Ohhhh the pain!!!!

*note... said w/extreme sarcasm towardsa cuck bama frick.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
4046 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:57 am to
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And Alabama fans obsess over LSU, they say


Why would any Bama fan think that a post about a Miami Dolphin is Bama obsession. You are reaching greatly.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:58 am to
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It's actually 190. Can't believe you posted that from a fricking calculator


Back of the napkin calculation in my head.

Probably embellished to get one of you dumb Gumps to pull out his own calculator!

Roasted
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9986 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:06 am to
Big win for “L”3u
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20867 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:08 am to
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Back of the napkin calculation in my head.

Yeah, cause you're fricking stupid.
quote:

Probably embellished to get one of you dumb Gumps to pull out his own calculator!

I didn't need a calculator, as it's not terribly difficult division.
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Roasted

Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1708 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:09 am to
Very strange that you call tua a bust , if he never takes another snap in the NFL will have made over 170 million dollars. He has a 96.4 career passing rating which is 17th all time , higher than dan marino and only a percentage point behind Peyton manning. Has a 120 TD's and 59 ints witch is not awful interception rate. And has only 2000 less yards than your savior joe christ burrow. And has the same number of super bowl rings as him also which is the only real stat that matters.

Tua is a shell of his former self , he has a bad hip and can't get any torque on his passes, anyone can clearly see that . He has been injured since college and only gotten worse in the NFL , he is a good person though and for some shite stain like you to always try and use tua or any other bama player to take out your jealousy frustrations on is kinda sad . You have to destroy some one else to make yourself feel better, which is really really sad and shows insecurity and hate for watching 17 years of domination from Alabama. It's ok you have kiffen now be happy .

PS....I've been to Louisiana working many times and stayed for months at a time , trust me I promise you that you have just as much if not more inbreeds and sister humpers as bama . Not to mention weird and on the spectrum people.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 9:15 am
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:20 am to
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Very strange that you call tua a bust , if he never takes another snap in the NFL will have made over 170 million dollars. He has a 96.4 career passing rating which is 17th all time , higher than dan marino and only a percentage point behind Peyton manning. Has a 120 TD's and 59 ints witch is not awful interception rate. And has only 2000 less yards than your savior joe christ burrow. And has the same number of super bowl rings as him also which is the only real stat that matters. Tua is a shell of his former self , he has a bad hip and can't get any torque on his passes, anyone can clearly see that . He has been injured since college and only gotten worse in the NFL , he is a good person though and for some shite stain like you to always try and use tua or any other bama player to take out your jealousy frustrations on is kinda sad . You have to destroy some one else to make yourself feel better, which is really really sad and shows insecurity and hate for watching 17 years of domination from Alabama. It's ok you have kiffen now be happy . PS....I've been to Louisiana working many times and stayed for months at a time , trust me I promise you that you have just as much if not more inbreeds and sister humpers as bama . Not to mention weird and on the spectrum people.


Holy wall of text Batman!

Anyone read the cliff notes?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21456 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:23 am to
Tua may be struggling in the NFL. But he continues to carve up LSU fans.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:29 am to
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Tua may be struggling in the NFL. But he continues to carve up LSU fans.


I mean it's a testament to what you get when you pull the curtain from Bama football isn't it?

Shall we discuss Matt fricking Jones?

FraudU

DEIU

Didn't earn it!
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
13184 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:30 am to
This is another attempt for a lsu troll but yet again a bust.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:31 am to
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This is another attempt for a lsu troll but yet again a bust.


Tua

Jones

Will Ty be next for BustoutU?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10460 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:36 am to
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Errerrerrwere


Do you have some sort of weird fetish where you get off on people calling you an idiot? That's really the only explanation for your post history.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:39 am to
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Do you have some sort of weird fetish where you get off on people calling you an idiot? That's really the only explanation for your post history.


You knew here?

Sorry for your feels.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7450 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:41 am to
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He shut out glass joe 29-0 in B.R. you are just a glutton for punishment from Bama fans same as retard Willy.


I was there. It was glorious. Karman wearing her crimson romper set off some bitches in Touchdown Village but they were easily handled.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
63919 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:43 am to
Jeez. This entire post is about one player?

How absolutely pathetic.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 9:43 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10460 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:43 am to
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You knew here?


I mean, the jokes just write themselves.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:45 am to
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I mean, the jokes just write themselves.


The cost of technology.

A few more posts and you can finally afford the iPhone.

Keep it up! Sorry for hurting your feelings again.
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