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re: Blind Resume - Which coach would you rather have?

Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:44 pm to
lol

I still laugh thinking about Pruitt going down to the Plains his 1st year with an AWFUL 5-7 VOLS team and beating them while literally screaming to the UT defense what plays Auburn was running as they called them.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:49 pm to
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Auburn fans got you rattled today.




It's not juts today.

this has been willie t. since Saturday......







Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:51 pm to
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This is an excellent thread

I thought it was very informative.

After sorting through the evidence - I actually felt bad about calling Jimbo the most overpaid coach in the SEC.

He’s still very overpaid - but he did win a natty - so it’s understandable. Oh, and who did he beat to win it?

Gus fricking Malzahmlin.
Posted by Wtxtiger
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:07 pm to
It does my heart good knowing that for seven out of the last ten years, LSU has given the poor little Barners one of their yearly 4 loses. It always feels good ruining Auburn’s season , especially when we do it early in the season. Ruining Auburn’s season in September helps take all the excitement out of the Barner season early so they don’t have to worry about winning a championship for all the rest of their games. They can be at peace knowing it’s not their year, again.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:09 pm to
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but mighty convenient of you to leave out 2013 when he went 12-2 and 7-1 just to match a six year span.
I would’ve done seven if Sumlin was at Texas A&N for seven years. Comparing a resume with uneven timelines makes no sense.

I could include that 12-2 record - but I would then need to include Sumlin’s 12-1 record from his last year at Houston. Understand?
Posted by LeConte
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:16 pm to
Well, the moobs in right column's silhouette were a dead giveaway.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:18 pm to
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MrAUTigers

There is Malzahmlin’s biggest supporter!

Welcome!
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:22 pm to
one trick pony, willie t..

ETA btw, I thought it was a smart move of you not to put O's coaching resume next to either one of those. Very sly.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 8:24 pm
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:23 pm to
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beating them while literally screaming to the UT defense what plays Auburn was running as they called them

Pruitt definitely has Malzahn's number.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:36 pm to
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ETA btw, I thought it was a smart move of you not to put O's coaching resume next to either one of those. Very sly.


Agreed.

National Championships as a head coach

Ed Orgeron: 1
Kevin Sumlin: 0
Gus Malzahn: 0

It’s not fair to compare a national championship-winning head coach to these two bums.
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:38 pm to
still melting over a basketball game
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 8:38 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:41 pm to
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ETA btw, I thought it was a smart move of you not to put O's coaching resume next to either one of those. Very sly.
I could’ve included that Ed is 40-9 at LSU. That he won a national title. That he is the only coach in SEC history to win 15 games in one season.

... but this thread is about shitty coaches!
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:44 pm to
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Divisional championships - tell Ole Miss I said hi.


Oh so LSU doesn’t promote sec west championships(or co champs)? Does ole miss have an outright west champ. Nice for you to gloss over sec champs.
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Sumlin wasn’t gifted a team that a national champion coach built. Malzahmlin was...
. So Malzahn wasn’t gifted a team with a losing record?

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Woahhhhh - take it easy there buddy. This thread is a simple comparison. No need to viciously attack me!


Sorry for striking a nerve. Sometimes truths can hurt. You will survive...
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 8:48 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:46 pm to
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Could you link where LSU said they were awaiting one?


Sorry you live in a bubble. They said they were expecting to do the same to LSU. Sorry your school hides stuff from you. Again you will survive. Hopefully suicide is not an end result. We are here for you Willy t
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:48 pm to
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still melting over a basketball game

^^^ this is why Gus is making $7,000,000.

I’ve presented simple facts and this Auburn fan just closes his eyes and screams about something else.

You can’t fix something until you admit that it is broken!
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:50 pm to
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I’ve presented simple facts and this Auburn fan just closes his eyes and screams about something else.


So what’s going to happen when Auburn threepeats as SEC champs in basketball?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:53 pm to
Sumlin wasn't paid $5 Million/year until the 2014 season.

His record on THAT salary was 27-20 (15-17) with a bowl record of 1-2.

Epic fail on OP's part.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 8:57 pm
Posted by blzr
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:54 pm to
thanks for taking the time for this melt
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:55 pm to
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So what’s going to happen when Auburn threepeats as SEC champs in basketball?


I assume you dummies will give Gus a raise!


Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:58 pm to
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still melting over a basketball game

Clearly...
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