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Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:08 pm to Jon Ham
Bert certainly brings the entertainment and rustles. He was much more whiny while in tB1G than he seems to be now, but he knew how to get attention.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:09 pm to Jon Ham
It really is interesting that no one is talking about any of the other coaches from media days. Bert stole the show.
He even castrated Spurrier, who used to be the king of quips. Steve trotted out that line about doing cartwheels over 7-6 (which he already said months ago) and Bert knocked his old wrinkly dick in the dirt.
He even castrated Spurrier, who used to be the king of quips. Steve trotted out that line about doing cartwheels over 7-6 (which he already said months ago) and Bert knocked his old wrinkly dick in the dirt.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:11 pm to Stonehog
I wonder if Bert has honor? I mean would he honor a ban bet unlike you?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:11 pm to Jon Ham
Bert did a great job for sure but Tennessee is just too far ahead in the off-season championship race. Arky gets the silver medal though.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:12 pm to AUCatfish
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I wonder if Bert has honor? I mean would he honor a ban bet unlike you?
The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:22 pm to Phat Phil
Not even August yet bruh.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:23 pm to AUCatfish
What'd he do, take a cow to the bone in 25 seconds?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:37 pm to Jon Ham
All the haters have is fat jokes now. Bert is a media darling.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:44 pm to CNB
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CNB
Where did Bert touch you at?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 11:42 pm to Stonehog
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All the haters have is fat jokes now. Bert is a media darling.
We also have his SEC record. 2-14.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 11:45 pm to Jon Ham
You know what, I'm pretty much done with about 98% of all Arkansas posters. About 2% of you are worth a shite, the rest of you are so fricking stupid it makes my balls ache.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 11:46 pm to montanagator
Funny, the people at media days were asking Bert about the upcoming season. No one brought up 2013. Seems to be a pretty popular thing to do around here though.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:19 am to Vols&Shaft83
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About 2% of you are worth a shite, the rest of you are so fricking stupid it makes my balls ache.
You must have blue balls from refusing to acknowledge your Bert boner. Go ahead and revisit the OP and relieve yourself, no one is judging here.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 1:06 am to Jon Ham
Feels Grindy in a retarded way in here... Backing out now.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 1:15 am to Stonehog
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It really is interesting that no one is talking about any of the other coaches from media days. Bert stole the show.
<3 bert
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:08 am to montanagator
quote:No.
What'd he do, take a cow to the bone in 25 seconds?
That's what the Hogs did in their Bowl Game this year.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:39 am to Jon Ham
Bert can win a press conference. It's winning an SEC football game he struggles with.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 7:49 am to MrAUTigers
It's amazing how people try to use the win a sec game joke still, like the team he inherited had Jesus at QB with 21 hall of famers.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 7:56 am to Dr_Tim_Whatley
It's the fear from the Auburn fans. Just like the fat jokes it's getting as old as watching their defense give up 40 a game. Gus throwing his coaches under the bus in year 2 has to be a good sign. Won't be long until Barners are forced to admit they want to trade coaches
You can't have him Auburn, get over it
You can't have him Auburn, get over it
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