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re: Behold the oddities of Aggie in this vintage 1981 article

Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46657 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 pm to
The irony of these threads is that, if we’re really as crazy as you claim we are, we have no insight and these threads are meaningless.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61516 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:31 pm to
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The irony of these threads is that, if we’re really as crazy as you claim we are, we have no insight and these threads are meaningless.



Well I mean there were a couple of Aggies earlier attempting to tell us something wasn't said when there's a video of it clearly being said.

I'd say that is definitely a lack of insight.

Great entertainment though.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46657 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:34 pm to
A lot of Aggies are insecure and try to rationalize our weirdness. I don’t, I just tell you to come join the circle jerk or frick off.

It’s our thing and we don’t need to explain it to anyone. You won’t get it so why try?
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 9:36 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61516 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

A lot of Aggies are insecure and try to rationalize our weirdness. I don’t, I just tell you to come join the circle jerk or frick off.

It’s our thing and we don’t need to explain it to anyone. You won’t get it so why try?


Maybe more should be like you.
Posted by aTm boy
Member since Sep 2020
4456 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:47 pm to
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You can always tell someone is triggered when


quote:



…they start a topic about another school nearly every day.


Awareness is not Sidewalks thing.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22668 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 1:40 am to
Weird
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
1813 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:35 am to
As the shadow of A&M continues to fall over the SEC, i expect these kind of threads will grow.

It’s a sign of weakness, and I love seeing it from our rivals. keep on!
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24078 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:31 am to
I enjoyed the article and don’t see what the big deal is.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61516 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:19 am to
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Weird


Definitely.

A telling part of the article:
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We know we’re Aggies, we know we need to go to A&M to develop the fine points of our character, and since a school motto is “Once an Aggie, always an Aggie,” we know what we’re going to be doing for the rest of our lives. Aggies are certain in an uncertain world. And that’s why the uncertain world makes so many Aggie jokes—they’re jealous.


They absolutely embody this attitude, their built in "defense mechanism" to criticism of their odd behavior is that everyone is "jealous" or "scared" of them.


Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:41 am to
On the chaise longe
On the chaise longe
On the chaise longe
AllAggyAllDayLong
On the chaise longe
On the chaise longe
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:49 am to
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“Squeeze, Ags!’’ These yell leaders are—yes, it’s true—squeezing their privates in order to share pain with the team onthe football field. Nobody knows who first came up with this idea, but it’s never caught on with anyone but Aggies.


OH MY! Did the conference offices know this when preparing for the invite?

The most bizzarre thing I ever saw - besides people calling themselves pigs
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2529 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:50 am to
You mom must have lied and told you your daddy was an Aggie. You’re too mentally ill and obsessed otherwise.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:52 am to
This is what Streetwalker Tiger does in between pulling tricks in the men's room.
Posted by NaturalStateReb
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2012
1512 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:55 am to
They're incredibly weird and obsessed, which is part of why they seem to fit in the SEC so well.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 8:56 am to
The dude has major insecurity issues about Aggy. Randolph Duke levels of Aggy onsession.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46598 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:09 am to
While it is fun to give the Ags some shite about some of their traditions, I think most of them are great. The further these Universities get from the mainstream, the less I want to do with them, UF included. A&M seems better than most imo.
Posted by GamerAg
Member since Dec 2010
2071 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:23 am to
I don't visit here that often, but every time I do, this SidewalkTiger poster has multiple threads whining about A&M. You should really seek counseling or something.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4682 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:23 am to
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I bet you had a 1981 issue of Texas monthly just laying around.

…or you spend your whole shitty life online trying to find troll bait about A&M.



Both actually. He found a stack of Texas Monthlys in his mom's basement while he was trolling the Rant. His mom had told him to straighten up his room or she was going to cut off the internet until he cleaned up.

Seriously though, sidewalk's obsession with A&M is almost as bad as Randy Duke. I figure either A&M rejected his application, an Aggie ran over his dog or a girl he thought liked him ran off with an Aggie.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:24 am to
Why do you care?
They're college kids; you're an adult.
Don't take life so seriously.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282364 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:40 am to
My favorite, and the most predictable is the "November flop" their football team performs every year.
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