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re: Base salary equals 91 million, massive bonuses, 80% guaranteed, no mitigation

Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by That LSU Guy
Ponte Vedra Beach
Member since Jul 2008
15559 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:14 pm to
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You and captdalton are literally geniuses in finances, medicine, law, and espionage

Thank god yall post here
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
72259 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:14 pm to
A bit of an odd thing to make your entire existence about. But you do you.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67887 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:14 pm to
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This kind of rudeness is always a poor cover for insecurity.


Are you sure?


Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19704 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:15 pm to
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Sure


CBS Sports
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
11229 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:15 pm to
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What could go wrong?


The biggest thing would be a customer boycott or a massive outbreak of bird flu - and all those chicken tenders don’t get sold.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67887 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:16 pm to
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And this fig thinks there’s a money tree.


I keep forgetting you're a fan of poor Mizzou

Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4886 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:18 pm to
You do realize that Ole Miss and UF were going to match the salary.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
126294 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:18 pm to
I never forget that Cajuns believe in magic.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
7365 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:18 pm to
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Awesome. Were you all retarded up to this point that you didn’t make it go up earlier?

Personally I won’t try to stop you from make believe pocket watching. Going to be too busy winning.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67887 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:19 pm to
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I never forget that Cajuns believe in magic.


I wouldn't know, I live in Missouri
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50664 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50664 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:20 pm to
You have talked shite relentlessly about LSU since you figured out how to use the internet

We just stole your coach and everyone he wanted

During yalls best season since the Korean War

You do you
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19704 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:20 pm to
Hard to tell what your laughter at the CBS Sports article is meant to convey, other than childishness.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14527 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:21 pm to
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You have an increase of roughly $10M in head coaching salary costs alone between Kelly’s buyout and Kiffin’s salary increase versus Kelly. You have football program revenue of ~$100M.

You’re spending 10% of revenue on increased coaching costs (or ~22% of program profit).

I don’t expect any of this to really make sense to you.
How much are the assistants' contracts gonna cost? Then add on what BK is getting.

Between Lane and BK, LSU just dropped $150 million, has to hire a staff AND fund NIL.

Something tells me the price of a ticket and a beer is about to increase.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8432 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:23 pm to
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According to media reports,
CNN isn't media.
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4546 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:23 pm to
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A&M would hire lane in an instant if they could.


Nope he was classified as being too much of a jackass and wasn't even contacted.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14527 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:23 pm to
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This tard thinks the program pays the football coach


Your governor seemed to think that BK's contract was a big fricking deal just a few weeks ago. If all the billionaires in LA are footing the bill, then why in frick's sake does the governor give two shits about how they spend their money?
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4886 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:24 pm to
Nah, LSU stops paying Ed O this month so it’s all good
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2882 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:24 pm to
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LSU could fire Lane today and his buyout would still be less than Jimbo's.


yeah that's true. Still hard to believe how much it was.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27594 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:24 pm to
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You have an increase of roughly $10M in head coaching salary costs alone between Kelly’s buyout and Kiffin’s salary increase versus Kelly. You have football program revenue of ~$100M. You’re spending 10% of revenue on increased coaching costs (or ~22% of program profit). I don’t expect any of this to really make sense to you


I was waiting for you to put your foot in your mouth. Save your opinion for things you at least know something about, buttercup.

What a fool.
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