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Bama Fans / Those of you that hate Bama

Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:42 pm
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:42 pm
This thread may get whacked... if So my bad admins

For some reason or another I seem to have made quite a few Bama fans as newly acquired friends... What are some things that I can say that will get under their skin/ irk them... TIA


Let the shitshow begin

ETA: You Bama fans aren't all that bad
This post was edited on 2/28/10 at 8:44 pm
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15180 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:43 pm to
If you annoy them Chuck Norris will kick your arse
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72921 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:43 pm to
That you have the ghey.
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:44 pm to
That "meat candy" is fig slang.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86758 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:44 pm to
Anything bad toward Saban is a surefire way to get them upset....
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12312 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:45 pm to
I get irritated when I remember Bear Bryant grew up in Arkansas.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46649 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:45 pm to
I always tell them to thank Candy Edwards
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22450 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:46 pm to
Why?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86758 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:47 pm to
Saban is a midget spawn of Satan.
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15180 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:47 pm to
Tell them you porked their sister/mother(only if hot)...that'll piss em off
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Saban is a midget spawn of Satan.

I thought this was true...
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54921 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:48 pm to
Tell them that when they are watching basketball live, it helps to actually know the rules before spewing off to a ref and looking like a jackass.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86758 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:49 pm to
Auburn is kicking our as in recruiting would also get a reaction....
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:49 pm to
Comment on the general trashiness of their fanbase.

That'll get 'em going.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
34657 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:49 pm to
Candy Edwards is very attractive for a fortysomething. I wonder how good looking Bob Riley's wife is....
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86758 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:50 pm to
FU lady but the best one is "if McCoy wouldn't have gotten hurt"....
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46649 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:50 pm to
I am not hanging out with that part of the fan base FTR
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12312 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Why?
I don't want to think we owe anything to another state. In my fantasy world, all our coaches and recruits are from Alabama and all of our fans have degrees from Bama and none of them live in trailers or give their underage children tatoos.

But that's just me.
Posted by AUHank
Member since Jan 2010
157 posts
Posted on 2/28/10 at 8:51 pm to
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