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Bad mascot list

Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:23 am
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:23 am
Standford Cardinal. Who’s afraid of a tree?
Arkansas Razorbacks. I mean pigs? Really?
Ohio State. What is a buckeye? No one knows?
Longhorns? I mean who has a mascot that is a neutered animal?


Know one knows what Aggie means but at least our mascot is awesome. So is Georgias. So is LSUs.
Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
8287 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:41 am to
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Know one knows what Aggie means but at least our mascot is awesome.


Utah State, New Mexico State, UC Davis, Delaware Valley College, Oklahoma Panhandle State, Cameron University, or North Carolina A&T might know
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3203 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:48 am to
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Ohio State. What is a buckeye


I think it’s a slang term for a butthole.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 6:49 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:48 am to
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Arkansas Razorbacks. I mean pigs?


Not to defend Arkansad or anything, but I wouldn’t fw a wild pig. Those bastards are ornery, and they have sharp tusks that they will use to eviscerate you with if given the chance
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4172 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:49 am to
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Know one knows what Aggie means

Didn't yall use an insuarance commercial's jingle for football hype videos? Something about farmers.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
9639 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:51 am to
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So is Georgias. So is LSUs.


You picked the two mascots shared by multiple teams in the conference as being good examples of awesomeness? Really?
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:57 am to
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You picked the two mascots shared by multiple teams in the conference as being good examples of awesomeness? Really?


Just because y’all have a weird arse elephant don’t go hating on super cool tigers and dogs. I mean really.

Elephants? Why not the hippopotamus?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
15931 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:57 am to
What is this? The off-season?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35032 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:57 am to
We have an actual tiger.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:58 am to
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What is this? The off-season?


For some teams it might as well be.
Posted by Burt Wayne
Member since Sep 2023
136 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:00 am to
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our mascot is awesome

Your mascot is a girl. When you come to Knoxville, our mascot is going take a few humps on her.

Posted by 3rddownonthe8
Atlanta, GA
Member since Aug 2011
5287 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:01 am to
Ummm Lassie is not awesome!
Posted by tritiger
Member since Apr 2006
1436 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:01 am to
Did someone say bad mascot?

Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:02 am to
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Ummm Lassie is not awesome!


She’s beautiful. Your insane.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:04 am to
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Your mascot is a girl. When you come to Knoxville, our mascot is going take a few humps on her.


Miss Reveille has a guard detail with sabers. So I don’t think so.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5255 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:08 am to
Ill put one of your fake army cadets in a cage with a wild boar and take bets. I would have said your dog but no one would take that bet
Posted by Razorhead
Member since Nov 2022
683 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:10 am to
Aggie means an attendee of an agricultural school. Hence the milkman cheerleaders
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29249 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:12 am to
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She’s beautiful. Your insane.


Reveille is a pretty dog, but not intimidating at all (which is kind of the point of a mascot....)
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8968 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 7:39 am to
Drunk posting at 6am is no way to go through life son.
Posted by Burt Wayne
Member since Sep 2023
136 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 8:12 am to
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Miss Reveille has a guard detail with sabers. So I don’t think so.

We have rifles.

Y'all gonna have some pretty Bluetick Collies pretty soon.

I'll take one.
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