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Auburn sucks
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:03 pm
I have researched this topic extensively and deeply, just like the enjoyment I give to your mothers.
It is clear that Auburn is the worst school in the SEC. They are Bama's baby back bitch. They have lost 2 in a row to Ole Miss. War eagles, tigers, plainsmen...How many mascots does one school need? Allbarn is a second-rate cult that ripped its schtick and mascot from Clemson.
The Allbarn fambly is just looking for its Marshall Applewhite to take them to the great plains in the sky, and I hope they find him.
It is clear that Auburn is the worst school in the SEC. They are Bama's baby back bitch. They have lost 2 in a row to Ole Miss. War eagles, tigers, plainsmen...How many mascots does one school need? Allbarn is a second-rate cult that ripped its schtick and mascot from Clemson.
The Allbarn fambly is just looking for its Marshall Applewhite to take them to the great plains in the sky, and I hope they find him.
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Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
I think we can all agree that Auburn does in fact suck.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:06 pm to DownSouthJukin
Cool, story bro
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:07 pm to DownSouthJukin
Now this is the high-quality content I paid to see on this site.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:08 pm to DawginSC
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:09 pm to TailbackU
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Cool, story bro
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:09 pm to DownSouthJukin
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They have lost 2 in a row to Ole Miss.
Embarrassing.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:12 pm to mckibaj
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mckibaj
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Auburn fan
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Embarrassing.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:12 pm to DownSouthJukin
I like driving in my truck.
Auburn sucks.
Auburn sucks.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:12 pm to DownSouthJukin
imagine ole miss lecturing anybody about having too many mascots
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:16 pm to DoctorWorm
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DoctorWorm
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Auburn fan
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imagine ole miss lecturing anybody about having too many mascots
Imagine an Auburn poster using capitalization and punctuation.
This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
Dick riding bama, check.
Cherry-picking two wins from a sea of arse-kickings, check.
Not having a clue about football history, check.
Dropping "barn" smack when you live in landmass, check.
Mascot smack from a fanbase who can't decide between Colonel Sanders, a teddy bear, a shark or some catfish dude from starwars, check.
Sounds like a school known for overdressed hookers, a walking bird penis for a coach and...not much else.
Cherry-picking two wins from a sea of arse-kickings, check.
Not having a clue about football history, check.
Dropping "barn" smack when you live in landmass, check.
Mascot smack from a fanbase who can't decide between Colonel Sanders, a teddy bear, a shark or some catfish dude from starwars, check.
Sounds like a school known for overdressed hookers, a walking bird penis for a coach and...not much else.
This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:32 pm to DawginSC
Like Linda Lovelace
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:37 pm to DownSouthJukin
Your obsession with us is noted.
Maybe over the next 35 years you can try to catch up in our….not rivalry, not sure what we call an almost annual arse kicking of another SEC team.
Glorified homecoming opponent maybe?
Maybe over the next 35 years you can try to catch up in our….not rivalry, not sure what we call an almost annual arse kicking of another SEC team.
Glorified homecoming opponent maybe?
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:37 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Ole Miss
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:38 pm to DownSouthJukin
I heard that even the Mannings despise OM…. 
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:40 pm to DownSouthJukin
I just want to be a part of this thread.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
classic lane meat rider. it's funny bc ya'll as a program haven't won shite. and your whole fan base is happy with shitty recruiting classes and 10 win seasons if your lucky. you'll never be a top tier team or win the big game. so suck it.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:58 pm to DownSouthJukin
also to add that Clemson took our uniforms because we had the same president. in 1896 clemson modeled their unis off auburn so yea your wrong dip shite
Posted on 2/13/24 at 2:59 pm to DownSouthJukin
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