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re: Auburn is literally “the plains”.

Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:57 pm to
Tuscaloosa is like someone put a college campus in a town that just decided to take all of the bad parts of a city and cram them together haphazardly

This game is fun.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

They were mugged by current players. Not ex.


That's actually a good point
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:24 pm to
coach don't interrupt these victims. Jeebus, some of these Auburn fans must walk around with kick me signs.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9434 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Why would an ex-Saban player be "going to the store for the night"?



Because they are starting the night shift?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46543 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:40 pm to
The campus is pretty nice actually, but I’ll admit I was taken aback when I visited just how barren the surrounding area is. The town is literally surrounded by miles of empty fields. It’s a lot like many of the small towns in Kansas and Nebraska.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

coach don't interrupt these victims. Jeebus, some of these Auburn fans must walk around with kick me signs.



A 5th grader can see thru your backhanded comments. You are so full of shite most of the time I just walk out of the room while you are rambling about your close relationship to everything AU. Truth is I have my doubts that you have ever walked on campus. You are like that Uncle at the Family Reunion that has a "Forrest Gump" type story for every subject. Most family members just roll their eyes when the Uncle speaks. Sometime they will use a lackey (coachcrisp) to try to validate their BS.
This post was edited on 4/13/19 at 7:10 pm
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
49031 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Name any BB loss(other than the other night) in AU history that causes you any significant consternation


Getting beat by 40 in Lexington earlier this year
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:21 pm to
LOL! Does your vagina have a rash. Damn you are terribly insecure. You collapse into a pout over stupid posts on a two bit sports talk board. You do realize none of this crap means diddly. I don't know how old you are but get a job, a hobby, something. Pace yourself, the season is months off and you are losing it before the first fumble or 15 yard penalty. Auburn has got a chance this year but at the rate you are falling apart you won't be around to see it. Or come over to the political board and let's fuss and fight over something that is real.
Posted by Squid
Goodlettsville
Member since Sep 2006
1243 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:33 pm to
People will still be needing agricultural and engineering services long after the last Bammer lawyer is in hell.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

LOL! Does your vagina have a rash. Damn you are terribly insecure. You collapse into a pout over stupid posts on a two bit sports talk board. You do realize none of this crap means diddly. I don't know how old you are but get a job, a hobby, something. Pace yourself, the season is months off and you are losing it before the first fumble or


WTF does this have to do with football? I just call out any blowhard that tries to think they are superior to anyone else. You live vicariously thru 18-22 year olds and you think that transcend your redneck lifestyle, where you believe people respect what you say because of 38 NCs. :rotflmao:
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30600 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:53 pm to
You've obviously managed to get so far up SkyKing's arse that he's lost any composure that he may have ever had. Hell, even when you say something positive about his school, he tries to attack you. He's apparently gonna chase you around the board until something else grabs his attention (did me that way), but he's harmless and actually an excellent source for Bama fans hunting for a "patsy" to troll.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

ou've obviously managed to get so far up SkyKing's arse that he's lost any composure that he may have ever had. Hell, even when you say something positive about his school, he tries to attack you. He's apparently gonna chase you around the board until something else grabs his attention (did me that way), but he's harmless and actually an excellent source for Bama fans hunting for a "patsy" to troll.




You don't chase jimdog, you should known that as his lackey. jimdog is alway in the "look at me" mode.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Ever been to Greene County? About the same distance from Ttown as Little Texas is to Auburn. Both are in the middle of nowhere. Auburn has Atlanta a little over an hour away, Ttown has Bessemer.


Damn bro do you ever Columbus?
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Damn bro do you ever Columbus?



No
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20619 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
This was a stupid post, even for an LSU alter.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
Trivia question: Who is the most famous person from Little Texas, AL ?
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:15 pm to
That is the douschiest post I’ve ever seen. Glad for your kids, but both Alabama and Auburn are simply public universities that admit anyone with a pulse, just like State and OM.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:22 pm to
You tell me. I still enjoy watching the game. I enjoy taking about the game but not with folks whose identity and self worth are defined by it. I, like all fans enjoy seeing my favorite win but not to the point of sickness since it is basically pointless and has zero meaning at the end of the day. And I only give a frick about you to the extent that you have made yourself not unlike waste stuck to the sole of my shoe and I can't seem to scrape the mess off. I have pleasantly asked you to cease responding to my jibberish and expect to return the favor.

If however religiously following an elderly retired fella whose main worries today are whether or not I should go ahead and add more phosphate to my tomato garden turns you on then I can't help you. You don't know me yet you are strangely fascinated with me. I can assure you I am not a threat to you or your football team. And I really wish you would ignore any of my topics. And I will graciously be appreciative and return the kindness. Hopefully starting with an yea to that idea.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:32 pm to
My response to you is not personal. I post retorts to any unreasonable poster who write “look at me”posts. It use to be Tuscaloosa or SOG, sometimes it’s cajunbama or texag7, but I have to admit your post top them all. You are the only poster on this site that can pat themselves on the back with one hand and jack themselves off with the other. That is talent.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:35 pm to
You can go to Auburn for undergrad and get into Alabama's law school.
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