Auburn going to a Final Four killed college basketball

1. Auburn goes to the Final Four.
2. Bama panics and fires Avery Johnson.. replaced him with Nate Oates
3. Bama desperately tries to catch Auburn and lucks their way into a Final Four of its own by virtue of beating only one opponent seeded as a 1-5 seed during the entire path.
4. Auburn makes its second Final Four in 7 seasons.
5. Oates realizes his 2026 team is incapable of making it past the first weekend so he cheats and uses a local judge to destroy all norms of the sport.
6. Bama plays a player who signed away his eligibility when signing an NBA contract in an attempt to keep up with Auburn.
7. Floodgates are opened and more NBA players begin trying to come back to college within a week.

Jealousy ultimately caused the downfall of the sport. Bama just couldn’t handle it, so they had to destroy it.