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re: Auburn at 14, State at 16

Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
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Auburn is undefeated against Troy. And our coach is only mildly retarded. Not licking windows and wiping trays at Arby's like yours.


No. but yours licks the windows at Waffle House.

When he orders soup, they bring out his water wings.

He has to have his helmet on to use utensils.

They automatically bring him 3 coloring books because they know he's just going to drool on the first two.

Even though he still orders from the kids menu they still tell him "what a big boy" he is.

He gets to park in the handicap spots.

When he sits down they swap out his little sweater vest for a Sesame Street bib.

They make the rest of your team eat on the bus because it's "bad advertising" to have the Auburn football team in your restaurant.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 9:46 pm
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24842 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Auburn lost to a team that lost to Troy.
Now I've seen it all

LSU fans dick riding Troy even though they lost to them
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:48 pm to
Just remember what Early Cuyler said about Auburn. That's all you need to know.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

How can anyone say auburn is a top 15 team


Anyone but LSU fans. We get it, Gus is probably more retarded than your coach, and that retarded affliction cost AU the game. Somewhere along the line you guys bought back in that LSU is a changed team and is good, and sometimes that's enough, but don't think for one second you'll be happy at the end of the season when Bama kills LSU and AU ends up finishing ahead.
Posted by chappaslappa
Member since Feb 2010
1254 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:53 pm to
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TL;DR

Unless you're undefeated then pretty much everybody is better everybody
Posted by chappaslappa
Member since Feb 2010
1254 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:57 pm to
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No. but yours licks the windows at Waffle House


But Waffle House>>>>>> Arby's and there's no circular logic transitive property BS you can use to dispute that stone cold fact
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:34 pm to
Auburn lost to a fricking team that lost to mother fricking Troy. How they're even ranked is beyond me. Auburn is a pathetic football program. Absolutely pathetic.
Posted by bigbowe80
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
3702 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:41 pm to
quote:



Yep. They are, and everybody knows it. Sorry. The fact that some of you are so seriously butthurt delusional after Malzahn gave you a few weeks of hope to latch on to just makes it kind of enjoyable. Takes some of the sting off the loss, for sure.


How mad will you be when LSU finishes higher than Auburn in the SEC standings? Take a look at the current standings and who we both have left to play and you know deep down it's gonna happen.
Posted by bigbowe80
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
3702 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:44 pm to
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Auburn at 14, State at 16
So much for LSU being ranked ahead of State in the polls that mattered.




We will finish ahead of you in the final SEC polls just like we will finish higher than Auburn. Don't believe me just look at the current standings and who we both have left to play.
Posted by bigbowe80
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
3702 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

Somewhere along the line you guys bought back in that LSU is a changed team and is good, and sometimes that's enough, but don't think for one second you'll be happy at the end of the season when Bama kills LSU and AU ends up finishing ahead.


That's hilarious you actually think you have any chance to beat Bama or UGA? LSU admittedly is not very good this year and yea we will probably get killed by Bama this weekend but after that we play 3 bad teams and finish ahead of you in the SEC. Your right we won't be happy with how the season has gone but we will almost certainly finish ahead of your bitch arse team and you know it.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Bengal26
Member since Oct 2014
1777 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 12:08 am to
And also holding your weak arse offense to 59 yards..
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4468 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 12:17 am to
quote:

Gus gave the game away.


That's a bad look for Auburn,
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:17 am to
quote:

We will finish ahead of you in the final SEC polls just like we will finish higher than Auburn. Don't believe me just look at the current standings and who we both have left to play.


Already forgotten who your coach is, I see.
Posted by bigbowe80
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
3702 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:09 am to
Not at all we just happen to finish with three teams in more diseray than us after Bama game.
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:18 am to
If Sumlin starts Starkel for the rest of the season, idk if LSU beats them
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:48 am to
quote:

But LSU would beat State if we played again.


OK. Then State would beat Auburn if they played again. And Auburn would beat LSU if they played again.

Then you're right back here again. In fantasy land.
Posted by Damariun
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2016
606 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Auburn would beat LSU 8/10 times this season.
blahhh blahhh blahhh they had their chance and THEY LOST
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