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Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:12 am to AU_251
You need LSU fans to help you break down how bad the offenses you played are, divided by the number of holding calls, multiplied by pi, and divided by Joe Burrow throw aways.
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:22 am to Zanzibaw
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How does it feel that LSU is responsible for 40% of total touchdowns allowed and 100% of losses taken?
it'll feel much better when we're in contention at the end of the year and you are relegated back to 4th place per usual. Two losses in a row incoming
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:32 am to AU_251
The offense has scored around the fewest in the country too.
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:34 am to AU_251
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it'll feel much better when we're in contention at the end of the year and you are relegated back to 4th place per usual. Two losses in a row incoming
So butthurt. Got it.
This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 8:35 am
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:36 am to Teague
Lol you're an idiot but that was funny. I smiled at the last line.
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:37 am to BamaGradinTn
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Would be interesting to see what the stats would be if you took out the garbage time points
National rank/1st half pts allowed:
2. Alabama 4.0
3. Miss State 4.0
4. Florida 4.8
7. Georgia 6.0
11. Auburn 6.5
16. LSU 7.5
29. Kentucky 10.0
53. Vanderbilt 13.2
60. Tennessee 14.0
66. Missouri 14.7
73. S Carolina 15.2
78. Texas A&M 15.5
99. Arkansas 19.2
120. Mississippi 25.2
National rank/2nd half pts allowed:
1. Kentucky 3.2
6. Vanderbilt 5.8
12. Auburn 7.0
19. S Carolina 8.2
23. Alabama 9.0
31. Texas A&M 9.5
37. Georgia 10.2
49. LSU 11.2
50. Miss State 11.2
52. Florida 11.2
60. Mississippi 12.5
82. Arkansas 14.8
102. Missouri 16.3
107. Tennessee 17.2
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National rank/1Q pts allowed:
4. LSU 1.5
5. Kentucky 1.5
6. Miss State 1.5
15. Auburn 2.5
16. Florida 2.5
21. Alabama 2.8
26. Georgia 3.5
37. Missouri 4.7
48. S Carolina 5.0
61. Texas A&M 6.0
70. Vanderbilt 6.8
83. Tennessee 7.8
114. Arkansas 11.0
119. Mississippi 12.2
National rank/2Q pts allowed:
1. Alabama 1.2
4. Florida 2.2
9. Georgia 2.5
10. Miss State 2.5
21. Auburn 4.0
37. LSU 6.0
38. Tennessee 6.2
39. Vanderbilt 6.5
68. Arkansas 8.2
72. Kentucky 8.5
80. Texas A&M 9.5
89. Missouri 10.0
91. S Carolina 10.2
113. Mississippi 13.0
National rank/3Q pts allowed:
4. Kentucky 1.8
8. Auburn 2.2
15. Vanderbilt 2.5
24. Alabama 3.4
37. Arkansas 4.5
52. LSU 5.2
54. Miss State 5.2
56. Georgia 5.2
70. S Carolina 6.0
94. Texas A&M 7.8
95. Florida 7.8
102. Tennessee 8.5
104. Missouri 8.7
111. Mississippi 9.2
National rank/4Q pts allowed:
4. Kentucky 1.5
6. Texas A&M 1.8
7. S Carolina 2.2
13. Mississippi 3.2 (obviously the 4th qtr is where opposing teams choose mercy)
14. Vanderbilt 3.2
20. Florida 3.5
31. Auburn 4.8
39. Georgia 5.0
50. Alabama 5.6
56. LSU 6.0
59. Miss State 6.0
79. Missouri 7.7
92. Tennessee 8.8
113. Arkansas 10.2
Posted on 10/4/18 at 9:03 am to Zanzibaw
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So butthurt. Got it.
truth is butthurt? truth hurts doesn't it
This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 9:04 am
Posted on 10/4/18 at 9:35 am to Box Geauxrilla
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Defensive stats look a lot better when only accounting for the first quarter.
which is a relief, considering how crappy Alabama defenses are year in and year out.
Posted on 10/4/18 at 10:28 am to AU_251
Congrats Aubs!! Relish it!! Bask in the rays of sun while you can. 14-1 Ship!! Get your plane tickets now to SFO or one of the other California cities now while they are still cheap. Bama has not played anyone yet and all of this "greatest team ever" from Bama fans is just premature overinflated media hype and setting Bama up for an epic meltdown. Make sure you come back here to witness it. It's gonna be great!! No one will deserve what's going to happen later in the year more than Auburn!
Winter is coming!
Tua = Winter
Winter is coming!
Tua = Winter
Posted on 10/4/18 at 10:32 am to AU_251
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truth is butthurt? truth hurts doesn't it
Speculation is hardly truth
Posted on 10/4/18 at 10:49 am to Number1Gump
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Number1Gump
Pre-meltdown-melt
Awful
Posted on 10/4/18 at 10:52 am to AU_251
Auburn gonna dive down that top 25 like gus’ boobies after the bra is off.
Popcorn imminent
Popcorn imminent
Posted on 10/4/18 at 10:54 am to Rhino5
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If you're a fan of college football, then you should be watching Auburn's 2018 defense, it's something special.
Yeah, special, what is that, quintuple coverage?
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:01 am to AU_251
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Pre-meltdown-melt Awful
You're right! I'm one of the smarter Bama fans. I know "smarter" is not saying very much considering we're talking about Bama fans here but I can see the writing on the wall and I'm just preparing myself for the Nov 24 Auburn beatdown now. It will be a spectacle to witness. One of the greatest melts since kick 6. Maybe even greater!!
Winter is coming!!
Tua = Winter
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:13 am to AU_251
In those Chizik/early Gus seasons when we were running up points, I longed for a nasty defense. Now that we have one, I just didn't think it would come at the expense of the offense. Gus needs to have his arse kicked for the piss poor offensive line and runningback recruiting.
Tim Horton needs to be shown the door. With our running back tradition, it is inexcusable that we dont have a stable of stud backs.
God bless our defense and Kevin Steele. I hope they hang in with us while Gus attempts to pull his head out of his arse.
Tim Horton needs to be shown the door. With our running back tradition, it is inexcusable that we dont have a stable of stud backs.
God bless our defense and Kevin Steele. I hope they hang in with us while Gus attempts to pull his head out of his arse.
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:01 pm to Number1Gump
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Winter is coming!!
Tua = Winter
That is so fricking cool. Great tagline. Just awesome man. Good job.
Posted on 10/5/18 at 6:18 am to AU_251
So far our garbage time has started early 2nd quarter.
Posted on 10/5/18 at 6:38 am to Box Geauxrilla
quote:but we're already up by three scores at the end of the 1st
Defensive stats look a lot better when only accounting for the first quarter
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:09 am to AU_251
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it'll feel much better when we're in contention at the end of the year and you are relegated back to 4th place per usual. Two losses in a row incoming
This aged well
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