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re: Attention Missouri The Rules of Conduct in the SEC which you must Abide By
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:35 pm to gatorhata9
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:35 pm to gatorhata9
Anchor. texags' version of the t-virus got ahold of this.
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:37 pm to Porker Face
Your username is porker i mean frick enough said
anyways here it goes
rule 1: have enough of it on standby everyday
rule 2: Already have the best
rule 3: Going to this weekend in biggest upset in history
rule 4: We already know how
rule 5 frick OFF
rule 6: I need a jumbo
rule 7: We like the cold
rule 9: We do the best in the country
rule 10: We make the rules
anyways here it goes
rule 1: have enough of it on standby everyday
rule 2: Already have the best
rule 3: Going to this weekend in biggest upset in history
rule 4: We already know how
rule 5 frick OFF
rule 6: I need a jumbo
rule 7: We like the cold
rule 9: We do the best in the country
rule 10: We make the rules
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:38 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Your username is porker i mean frick enough said
Says the guy named
quote:
MizzouSEC2012SECEast
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:39 pm to mizzoukills
Welcome this fricker poker copied my idea stupid son of a bitch
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:41 pm to Porker Face
We should bbq your arse
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:53 pm to MizzouSEC2012
well that's just not nice.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:57 pm to MizzouSEC2012
It's called a fricking spinoff thread you dumb sonofabitch
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:01 pm to Porker Face
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1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
Now, I like those Mizzou bastards and all, but damn.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:01 pm to Porker Face
It's called my foot in your arse pusscake
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:14 pm to Porker Face
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It's called a fricking spinoff thread you dumb sonofabitch
Not critiquing your spellin or nothin, cause I aint the best speller but......I thought you was from Arkansas? Don't you spell sonofabitch "sumbitch"? I mean your spellings spot on but I figured you'd spell it kind'a how you say it? Or do you say it like you spelled it in which don't sound like how they say it like you got it spelled in Arkansas......or do they say it like you got it spelled?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:17 pm to Porker Face
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Get some hot pussy
beats hot piss huh piggie?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:20 pm to LSU GrandDad
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:25 pm to SwayzeBalla
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I thought KC was sort of known for their bbq?
It is and Italian.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:30 pm to Porker Face
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1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
1. Got plenty of that.
2. Gravel M is where its at.. but major stadium additions will be finished in stages within 5 years.
3. How was your first year in the SEC?
4. We're bar people.. we're learning how to tailgate.
5. We'll let you pick up on the shite talking porker, you're so good at it.
6. Pinkel gonna booze, and he needs it right now.
7. 80 and sunny this weekend. Our campuses are like 3.5 hours apart, we have pretty similar weather.
8. I'll call a coke a coke, and an orange soda an orange soda.
9. Really? We BBQ with the best of them. Don't forget your KC Masterpiece sauce on your chicken tonight.
10. Or what? Porker gonna be mad?
You should have added, win a recruiting battle with us.. ohh did that already.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:33 pm to Porker Face
Porkerass, you are worth one thing if nothing else.......hours of entertainment and laughs.
1. Got some
2.Last time I checked it was actually a real bonified stadium with seats and everything. We even have a field! If you try to move that rock M, they will burry you under it.
3.We'll get that one when we play Arkansas.
4.Your preachin to the choir there brotha. I don't know about StLouis, but KC is the tailgate capital of the world jack. I'm sure some of them get to Columbia for a game or two.
5.Our players are just fine talk'n shite. If they didn't talk shite, you wouldn't have no number 5...get it?
6.You don't get between Pinkel and his booze. Now we have to worry about him pulling a Petrino and getting caught with some ex-frat girl on his Harley.
7.We aint put'n no dome in up here. Fake grass is bad enough, but no dome man!
8.It's always been coke. You must'a heard that off the internet. You know they say if it's on the internet, gotta be true....but I don't think so..just me.
9.We'll be learn'n to BBQ sometime as soon as we get to play Arkansas. Nothing like a fine BBQ'd pig. By the way, would that be classified as cannibalism if you ate BBQ pork?
10. To late WAAI-(We Are Already In)Deal wid it trick.
1. Got some
2.Last time I checked it was actually a real bonified stadium with seats and everything. We even have a field! If you try to move that rock M, they will burry you under it.
3.We'll get that one when we play Arkansas.
4.Your preachin to the choir there brotha. I don't know about StLouis, but KC is the tailgate capital of the world jack. I'm sure some of them get to Columbia for a game or two.
5.Our players are just fine talk'n shite. If they didn't talk shite, you wouldn't have no number 5...get it?
6.You don't get between Pinkel and his booze. Now we have to worry about him pulling a Petrino and getting caught with some ex-frat girl on his Harley.
7.We aint put'n no dome in up here. Fake grass is bad enough, but no dome man!
8.It's always been coke. You must'a heard that off the internet. You know they say if it's on the internet, gotta be true....but I don't think so..just me.
9.We'll be learn'n to BBQ sometime as soon as we get to play Arkansas. Nothing like a fine BBQ'd pig. By the way, would that be classified as cannibalism if you ate BBQ pork?
10. To late WAAI-(We Are Already In)Deal wid it trick.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:55 pm to Rebelgator
Wherever. Nobody gives a shite where your ignorant little bitch punkass is from.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 9:56 pm to 13-0 Branding Iron
All Missouri is doing anyway in riding the coatails of A&M
Posted on 10/10/12 at 9:58 pm to Kige Ramsey
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All Missouri is doing anyway in riding the coatails of A&M
:kige:
Posted on 10/10/12 at 10:12 pm to Porker Face
quote:
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
:kige:
Posted on 10/10/12 at 10:35 pm to mograyback
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Our campuses are like 3.5 hours apart, we have pretty similar weather.
This was established last week. Columbia has 6x the snow and 7x the snow days as Fayetteville. Thanks for playing though
ETA: It's also 5+ hrs, not 3.5 hrs
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 10:36 pm
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