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re: Anyone else have a strange feeling about Auburn?

Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:58 am to
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:58 am to
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They lose 4/5 on OL IIRC


This doesn’t bother me in the slightest.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:50 am to
Not a chance.
Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:58 am to
IDK about Auburn winning the West, but I have a feeling the race is going to be a free for all. I expect mass chaos in the West this year with the title up for grabs until the final week of SEC play.
Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:24 am to
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Obviously you have never spent a Saturday in Athens

He probably has been there on a Saturday, but that's the only day of the week he's been there, I assure you.
Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:26 am to
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Gus has to call better plays

Gus isn't calling the plays anymore...allegedly.
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he better hope that Steele is actually a good DC.
He doesn't need to hope he is a good DC because he's been a great DC. If you only watched the Auburn LSU game you should know that.
Posted by Belue2Scott
Iowa (via Norcross)
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:43 am to
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Obviously you have never spent a Saturday in Athens


Well, you guys do come to Athens every other year so you are right.
Posted by RebelTheBear
Saban's spare bedroom
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:14 am to
I don't see Auburn winning the west this year, and here's why:

-Too many losses on defense
-Too many losses on the offensive line
-Bo Nix is a good QB but not a great one
-Auburn's RBs and WRs aren't elite. Every year Auburn has been good under Malzahn, they've been able to offset their deficiencies at QB by having a great skill players
-Have to play Alabama, Georgia, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State all on the road. OM and State will be improved from last year and Auburn never does well on the road vs. UGA or Bama.

Auburn wins 8ish games, finishes either 3rd or 4th in the West, rinse and repeat the cycle next year.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 10:58 pm
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:15 am to
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I get a strange feeling EVERYTIME I come across an AU fan. Drunken, toothless yahoos fascinate me. How can one school have so many of them


You’ve been to Auburn, Alabama, right? It’s a shitehole. Who would go to school in a shitehole? That’s why they roll their trees. You use lots of toilet paper in big shiteholes.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24924 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:27 am to
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I think the Barnies might win the west this year.



This is an even year which means they play at Georgia and at Alabama. They don't win at those places anymore. So ... no.
Posted by tetracarbon
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:31 am to
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The dark horse team I think is A&M

Agreed
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:31 pm to
When was the last time you went to Auburn and 1986 don’t count. I’ll be parking at the UGA library again this year in Athens for the Auburn game picking up the trash on the sidewalks on S. Jackson street from E Broad to Baldwin St. You can google it to see where I’m talking about!
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:33 pm to
Auburn is 1-11 in Athens and Tuscaloosa since 2008 with the only win being the Cam Newton come back in Tuscaloosa.

Gus is 0-6 in Athens and Tuscaloosa and only 1 of those games (2016 Georgia) has been by less than double digits.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:51 pm to
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Who would go to school in a shitehole? That’s why they roll their trees. You use lots of toilet paper in big shiteholes.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:54 pm to
There’s no chance we win the west. The only playoff chances auburn has is going 11-0 going into the IB and keeping it close in Tuscaloosa. Even then we would be in the hands of the committee to backdoor in and 11-0 would call for beating UGA on the road and LSU right before the IB.
Posted by dallasga6
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:58 pm to
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Anyone else have a strange feeling about Auburn?


Nope... Another loss "tween the Hedges" coming up. 3-13 in the last 16 : cheers:
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 3:01 pm
Posted by Tide and Seek
Member since Dec 2019
343 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:02 pm to
I always get a strange feeling about Auburn. It’s cause I fricking hate them.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:13 pm to
Maybe we should feel sorry for them instead. They are pathetic. The red headed stepchild. Always in the shadow of superior programs and reduced to using toilet paper ( how classy is that?) to roll some trees in front of a drug store to celebrate wins over the little sisters of the poor they bring in pump up their win/loss record.
They are always being paid visits by the NCAA and FBI. Those organizations should set up headquarters on their campus. Sure would save on travel money. Has to be costing a fortune making all those trips.
We do like their coach though. Aunt Gussie is the perfect coach for AU and may he stay there until he is 90. Love that guy and the game he coaches. Save us a seat on the Gus bus. It is getting kind of crowded with all the SEC folks jumping on.
So don’t hate them. Pity these sad sad people.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80120 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:25 pm to
It's an even numbered year. That means 5 losses or more.
Posted by buckfammer
Auburn, AL
Member since Dec 2019
1392 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:34 pm to
Imagine being 15 year old perpetual virgin and making fun of a fellow teenager for having acne, meanwhile your coach has a toddler’s haircut, and has an 8th year blind kicker that has roughly the same amount of hair in his upper lip as you do on your testicles.

If you imagined this, you’ve imagined life as diddlydawg7. 1980.
Posted by buckfammer
Auburn, AL
Member since Dec 2019
1392 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:40 pm to
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You’ve been to Auburn, Alabama, right? It’s a shitehole.


Isn’t the poverty rate in Athens like 40%? Like 5th highest in the nation.

Athens is the real shithole of the sec.1980.
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