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re: Anyone else have a strange feeling about Auburn?
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:58 am to diddlydawg7
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:58 am to diddlydawg7
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They lose 4/5 on OL IIRC
This doesn’t bother me in the slightest.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:58 am to PlateJohnsonIII
IDK about Auburn winning the West, but I have a feeling the race is going to be a free for all. I expect mass chaos in the West this year with the title up for grabs until the final week of SEC play.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:24 am to BoCam2
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Obviously you have never spent a Saturday in Athens
He probably has been there on a Saturday, but that's the only day of the week he's been there, I assure you.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:26 am to sta4ever
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Gus has to call better plays
Gus isn't calling the plays anymore...allegedly.
quote:He doesn't need to hope he is a good DC because he's been a great DC. If you only watched the Auburn LSU game you should know that.
he better hope that Steele is actually a good DC.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:43 am to BoCam2
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Obviously you have never spent a Saturday in Athens
Well, you guys do come to Athens every other year so you are right.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:14 am to PlateJohnsonIII
I don't see Auburn winning the west this year, and here's why:
-Too many losses on defense
-Too many losses on the offensive line
-Bo Nix is a good QB but not a great one
-Auburn's RBs and WRs aren't elite. Every year Auburn has been good under Malzahn, they've been able to offset their deficiencies at QB by having a great skill players
-Have to play Alabama, Georgia, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State all on the road. OM and State will be improved from last year and Auburn never does well on the road vs. UGA or Bama.
Auburn wins 8ish games, finishes either 3rd or 4th in the West, rinse and repeat the cycle next year.
-Too many losses on defense
-Too many losses on the offensive line
-Bo Nix is a good QB but not a great one
-Auburn's RBs and WRs aren't elite. Every year Auburn has been good under Malzahn, they've been able to offset their deficiencies at QB by having a great skill players
-Have to play Alabama, Georgia, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State all on the road. OM and State will be improved from last year and Auburn never does well on the road vs. UGA or Bama.
Auburn wins 8ish games, finishes either 3rd or 4th in the West, rinse and repeat the cycle next year.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:15 am to SaturdayNAthens
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I get a strange feeling EVERYTIME I come across an AU fan. Drunken, toothless yahoos fascinate me. How can one school have so many of them
You’ve been to Auburn, Alabama, right? It’s a shitehole. Who would go to school in a shitehole? That’s why they roll their trees. You use lots of toilet paper in big shiteholes.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:27 am to PlateJohnsonIII
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I think the Barnies might win the west this year.
This is an even year which means they play at Georgia and at Alabama. They don't win at those places anymore. So ... no.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:31 am to TailbackU
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The dark horse team I think is A&M
Agreed
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:31 pm to Cobb Dawg
When was the last time you went to Auburn and 1986 don’t count. I’ll be parking at the UGA library again this year in Athens for the Auburn game picking up the trash on the sidewalks on S. Jackson street from E Broad to Baldwin St. You can google it to see where I’m talking about!
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:33 pm to BigTastey
Auburn is 1-11 in Athens and Tuscaloosa since 2008 with the only win being the Cam Newton come back in Tuscaloosa.
Gus is 0-6 in Athens and Tuscaloosa and only 1 of those games (2016 Georgia) has been by less than double digits.
Gus is 0-6 in Athens and Tuscaloosa and only 1 of those games (2016 Georgia) has been by less than double digits.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:51 pm to Cobb Dawg
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Who would go to school in a shitehole? That’s why they roll their trees. You use lots of toilet paper in big shiteholes.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:54 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
There’s no chance we win the west. The only playoff chances auburn has is going 11-0 going into the IB and keeping it close in Tuscaloosa. Even then we would be in the hands of the committee to backdoor in and 11-0 would call for beating UGA on the road and LSU right before the IB.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:58 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
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Anyone else have a strange feeling about Auburn?
Nope... Another loss "tween the Hedges" coming up. 3-13 in the last 16 : cheers:
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:02 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
I always get a strange feeling about Auburn. It’s cause I fricking hate them.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:13 pm to Tide and Seek
Maybe we should feel sorry for them instead. They are pathetic. The red headed stepchild. Always in the shadow of superior programs and reduced to using toilet paper ( how classy is that?) to roll some trees in front of a drug store to celebrate wins over the little sisters of the poor they bring in pump up their win/loss record.
They are always being paid visits by the NCAA and FBI. Those organizations should set up headquarters on their campus. Sure would save on travel money. Has to be costing a fortune making all those trips.
We do like their coach though. Aunt Gussie is the perfect coach for AU and may he stay there until he is 90. Love that guy and the game he coaches. Save us a seat on the Gus bus. It is getting kind of crowded with all the SEC folks jumping on.
So don’t hate them. Pity these sad sad people.
They are always being paid visits by the NCAA and FBI. Those organizations should set up headquarters on their campus. Sure would save on travel money. Has to be costing a fortune making all those trips.
We do like their coach though. Aunt Gussie is the perfect coach for AU and may he stay there until he is 90. Love that guy and the game he coaches. Save us a seat on the Gus bus. It is getting kind of crowded with all the SEC folks jumping on.
So don’t hate them. Pity these sad sad people.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:25 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
It's an even numbered year. That means 5 losses or more.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:34 pm to diddlydawg7
Imagine being 15 year old perpetual virgin and making fun of a fellow teenager for having acne, meanwhile your coach has a toddler’s haircut, and has an 8th year blind kicker that has roughly the same amount of hair in his upper lip as you do on your testicles.
If you imagined this, you’ve imagined life as diddlydawg7. 1980.
If you imagined this, you’ve imagined life as diddlydawg7. 1980.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 4:40 pm to Cobb Dawg
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You’ve been to Auburn, Alabama, right? It’s a shitehole.
Isn’t the poverty rate in Athens like 40%? Like 5th highest in the nation.
Athens is the real shithole of the sec.1980.
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