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re: Aggies win some battles, . . .

Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:18 am to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53420 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:18 am to
The melt during the summer when they found out Texas was coming to the SEC was truly something to see.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:51 am to
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And baaaa means No!
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2221 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:56 am to
Poor little tu rant. Lol
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4346 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:09 pm to
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Just remember...an Aggie is banging your wife...and often.


Randy, just think how your future would have been if Frank Thomas had only told you about Nugenix Total T?
You might still have a job and not banned on all of your sip sports boards.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
13734 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:18 pm to
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This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.



You left off the only thing I ever make fun of them for.

Those homos in the white clothes, waving their arms around like they are having a seizure.



And jizz jars. They love them some jizz jars.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34353 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:22 pm to
Its fun watching tu fans cling to their superiority complex in a year when their new coach lost to Kansas at home and their first year recruiting bump basically doesn't exist.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:26 pm to
It's fun watching a&m fans cling to their recruiting class after they bitched and moaned for over a decade that all recruiting rankings are a sham and "those miserable meanie t sip bullies" were altering the rankings in Texas's favor.
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their first year recruiting bump basically doesn't exist.
I'd say going 5-7 and having a top 10 class, which isn't even finished yet, is quite a first year bump. But it's all a burnt orange media conspiracy, right reject?
Posted by DKR81
Member since Aug 2019
347 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:17 pm to
Funny you mentioned UCLA. How’s that pomp stick working for you?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33284 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:20 pm to
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They just never win the war.


Is this a 1939 joke?
If so

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81160 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:21 pm to
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Funny you mentioned UCLA. How’s that pomp stick working for you?


Not sure what the intent of this statement is. The UCLA game is the primary reason Sumlin was fired.

Still waiting on your data supporting your assertion that only 1% of A&M cadets commission into the Armed Services and that A&M commissions fewer than Texas Tech, Nebraska and Houston.
Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:22 pm to
Is it Randy? Really?! Oh please let this be Randy. It would make my day.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81160 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:23 pm to
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Is it Randy? Really?! Oh please let this be Randy. It would make my day.


DKR81 = Smart Post = texashorn = Montgomery Hill = EyeAreAg = Randolph Duke
Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:27 pm to
It’s gotta be tough for Randy. Aggie stole his wife. Investigated by the SEC (the other SEC), can’t get a series 7 ever again, can’t post in any of the old message boards which acted as a type of therapy…tough deal for him.
Posted by DKR81
Member since Aug 2019
347 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:30 pm to
Lobo, I first (and being honest) want to thank you for your service. I can tell you are a proud American and represent all things good for our service academies. I would gladly be proud to buy you a beer.
But you and I both know, our universities have changed over the past 20 years. I can go back and post facts about the Corp but refuse to do so. It doesn’t do either one of us or our country any good. So I salute you. I thank you. And I’m still going to poke at Aggies because I am a Longhorn. It’s what we do. Cheers
Posted by Floki
Member since Nov 2020
920 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:30 pm to
Is this the same Randy who’s wife got fricked by an Aggie before she left the cuck?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81160 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:43 pm to
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But you and I both know, our universities have changed over the past 20 years. I can go back and post facts about the Corp but refuse to do so.


You claim that only 1% of the Corps of Cadets go on to commission.

This is misleading at best (you're comparing the number of commissioned officers in any given year against the entire Corps instead of the senior class) and a bald-faced lie at worst.

218 Lieutenants and Ensigns commissioned as part of my commissioning group at A&M (December 1999 - August 2000).

When compared to the entirety of the Cadet Corps at the time (2,000+ cadets), that's just over 10%, not 1%.

However, only the senior class is at a point where they would be eligible to receive a commission that academic year, so the actual number to compare it to is closer to 500. 218/500 = 43.6%.

218 officers in an academic year is over 5x the size of the combined ROTC programs of either Nebraska, Texas Tech or Houston (the three schools you claim commission more than A&M).

Here's another fact - out of the commissioning group I was in, 58 (including me) were Army Officers. There were 36 of us that commissioned in May 2000 alone. The end of year Field Exercise prior to the end of the semester included officers from Prairie View (2), Tarleton (3), t.u. (5) and UH (3). When last I checked, 58 is far greater than all of those combined.

That was BEFORE September 11th. The commissioning numbers are actually greater now and include OCS graduates and direct commissions in the total.

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represent all things good for our service academies


Don't EVER insinuate that I'm a West Pointer.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:48 pm
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9585 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:01 pm to
The one and only. :)
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:12 pm to
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They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts.


Or like that kid with the pimp stick after being up on UCLA by 4 TDs only to lose it in the end.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:39 pm to
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Randy. Please don't climb the tower...I actually have friends who attend your cock loving university.


You nerds get so bent out of shape about Bonfire comments but have no issue with campus murder. Noted.
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2053 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:41 pm to
This is basically 80 percent of all SEC schools!
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