Floki

Honest assessment? I wouldn’t be surprised if we lost to UMass at home next week. That should say enough. ...

[quote]They've got the $$, just hire a decent OC[/quote] It’s not that simple. Jimbo would have to actually let the guy call plays and I think his ego is too big to let that happen. ...

[quote]A&M having “all the money in the world” is a lie. [/quote] It’s not that big of a lie. I bet they pay that buyout after this year or next… The problem is they’re going to go out and pay big money to Jimbo 2.0 or Sumlin 3.0. Rinse and repeat. ...

The offense actually looked great the first couple of years under Jimbo when he actually used a tight end and a balanced offense that kept the defense off the field. He has it in him but he checked out after getting that big extension just like our last 4-5 coaches. One of these centuries the bi...

[quote]Haynes King suxxx.[/quote] He’d be just fine with a halfway decent scheme. ...

I remember it was like this towards the end of Sumlin’s tenure. Kyle Allen and Kyler Murray both looked like shite here. They transferred and one won the Heisman and both are still playing in the NFL I think. Sumlin and Fisher were both “QB Gurus”...

I got a three day ban there for calling Hillary Clinton a count. I told them to just delete my account after that. If I called Hillary a count on tiger droppings I'd get a gold star. ...

Pretty sure Crockett would be an Aggie. If he were a sip he would have stayed in Tennessee sipping tea....

Ewers is good but that Oklahoma team looked really pathetic. Like worse than Kansas during the years they could only beat Texas pathetic. ...

[quote]He's getting $40m to not coach the Panthers[/quote] How did they negotiate such a cheap buyout? Asking for a friend. ...

[quote]Doesn’t look like it to me. You’ll see that on most plays.[/quote] You see it on most plays because you’re a Bama fan. :rotflmao:...

When A&M played OU in the cotton bowl there wasn’t a single burnt orange dildo rooting for A&M. ...

[quote]Nobody pays attention to y’all.[/quote] Is this a real comment on the rant where 60% of the threads are about A&M? ...

“James V. “Pinky” Wilson was a student at Texas A&M when the US entered the war in April 1917. Pinky wanted to see action right away, so he turned down a commission with the army and enlisted as a Marine.” I’m guessing “Pinky” was ten times the man you are. And twice as man as anyone else on thi...

Charlie Strong, Tom Herman and Sark after Dark come to mind. ...

You know you’re taking up free real estate in someone’s head when Auburn fans are bitching about A&M the week they play Alabama. ...

Jimbo is the coach. We could lose to anyone on that list or beat anyone on that list. Unless their from Mississippi, then it’s a guaranteed loss. ...

[quote]They're all at that Bros movie.[/quote] This board is obsessed with gay talk. I’ve always heard that’s a sign of closet homos....

[quote]"They have become Auburn" by Jjdo[/quote] I think it’s more like we’ve become Texas, but without the dildo parades so at least that’s a plus. ...

[quote]I don't see them covering the -24 that's for sure[/quote] Really? I don’t see us getting past mid field and I doubt we hold Bama to less than 24. This is going to be like the 59-0 beat down Sumlin received but possibly worse....