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Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:09 pm to Houag80
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Just remember...an Aggie is banging your wife...and often.
Randy, just think how your future would have been if Frank Thomas had only told you about Nugenix Total T?
You might still have a job and not banned on all of your sip sports boards.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:18 pm to DKR81
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This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.
You left off the only thing I ever make fun of them for.
Those homos in the white clothes, waving their arms around like they are having a seizure.

And jizz jars. They love them some jizz jars.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:22 pm to DKR81
Its fun watching tu fans cling to their superiority complex in a year when their new coach lost to Kansas at home and their first year recruiting bump basically doesn't exist.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:26 pm to cardboardboxer
It's fun watching a&m fans cling to their recruiting class after they bitched and moaned for over a decade that all recruiting rankings are a sham and "those miserable meanie t sip bullies" were altering the rankings in Texas's favor.
quote:I'd say going 5-7 and having a top 10 class, which isn't even finished yet, is quite a first year bump. But it's all a burnt orange media conspiracy, right reject?
their first year recruiting bump basically doesn't exist.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:17 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Funny you mentioned UCLA. How’s that pomp stick working for you?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:20 pm to DKR81
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They just never win the war.
Is this a 1939 joke?
If so

Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:21 pm to DKR81
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Funny you mentioned UCLA. How’s that pomp stick working for you?
Not sure what the intent of this statement is. The UCLA game is the primary reason Sumlin was fired.
Still waiting on your data supporting your assertion that only 1% of A&M cadets commission into the Armed Services and that A&M commissions fewer than Texas Tech, Nebraska and Houston.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:22 pm to Houag80
Is it Randy? Really?! Oh please let this be Randy. It would make my day.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:23 pm to AgsNguyening
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Is it Randy? Really?! Oh please let this be Randy. It would make my day.
DKR81 = Smart Post = texashorn = Montgomery Hill = EyeAreAg = Randolph Duke
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:27 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
It’s gotta be tough for Randy. Aggie stole his wife. Investigated by the SEC (the other SEC), can’t get a series 7 ever again, can’t post in any of the old message boards which acted as a type of therapy…tough deal for him.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:30 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Lobo, I first (and being honest) want to thank you for your service. I can tell you are a proud American and represent all things good for our service academies. I would gladly be proud to buy you a beer.
But you and I both know, our universities have changed over the past 20 years. I can go back and post facts about the Corp but refuse to do so. It doesn’t do either one of us or our country any good. So I salute you. I thank you. And I’m still going to poke at Aggies because I am a Longhorn. It’s what we do. Cheers
But you and I both know, our universities have changed over the past 20 years. I can go back and post facts about the Corp but refuse to do so. It doesn’t do either one of us or our country any good. So I salute you. I thank you. And I’m still going to poke at Aggies because I am a Longhorn. It’s what we do. Cheers
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:30 pm to Hambone09
Is this the same Randy who’s wife got fricked by an Aggie before she left the cuck?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:43 pm to DKR81
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But you and I both know, our universities have changed over the past 20 years. I can go back and post facts about the Corp but refuse to do so.
You claim that only 1% of the Corps of Cadets go on to commission.
This is misleading at best (you're comparing the number of commissioned officers in any given year against the entire Corps instead of the senior class) and a bald-faced lie at worst.
218 Lieutenants and Ensigns commissioned as part of my commissioning group at A&M (December 1999 - August 2000).
When compared to the entirety of the Cadet Corps at the time (2,000+ cadets), that's just over 10%, not 1%.
However, only the senior class is at a point where they would be eligible to receive a commission that academic year, so the actual number to compare it to is closer to 500. 218/500 = 43.6%.
218 officers in an academic year is over 5x the size of the combined ROTC programs of either Nebraska, Texas Tech or Houston (the three schools you claim commission more than A&M).
Here's another fact - out of the commissioning group I was in, 58 (including me) were Army Officers. There were 36 of us that commissioned in May 2000 alone. The end of year Field Exercise prior to the end of the semester included officers from Prairie View (2), Tarleton (3), t.u. (5) and UH (3). When last I checked, 58 is far greater than all of those combined.
That was BEFORE September 11th. The commissioning numbers are actually greater now and include OCS graduates and direct commissions in the total.
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represent all things good for our service academies
Don't EVER insinuate that I'm a West Pointer.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:12 pm to DKR81
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They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts.
Or like that kid with the pimp stick after being up on UCLA by 4 TDs only to lose it in the end.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:39 pm to Houag80
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Randy. Please don't climb the tower...I actually have friends who attend your cock loving university.
You nerds get so bent out of shape about Bonfire comments but have no issue with campus murder. Noted.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:41 pm to DKR81
This is basically 80 percent of all SEC schools! 

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