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re: A&M you bought a jockey, not a horse.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:58 am to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:58 am to KaiserSoze99
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What the frick does any of this shite mean?
You bought a gift horse in the mouth of the Nile.
It makes about that much sense.
It's not a riddle.
It's not hard to understand.
Even tbird understood, and he's the sharpest plastic knife in the box.
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:00 am to miz_zombie
Well they were trying to buy horses too but Texas took them out of their shopping cart when they weren't looking.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:17 am to miz_zombie
quote:Do a lot of horse riding, do you?
You bought the jockey, but the horse is still a piece of shite.
Try to remember that as you shift to 4th gear and lay on the gas.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:19 am to Iosh
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Do a lot of horse riding, do you?
About as much as Clint Eastwood.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:22 am to miz_zombie
Well, clearly it's important to shift to the correct gear.
On your horse.
On your horse.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 2:22 am
Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:24 am to Iosh
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Well, clearly it's important to shift to the correct gear.
On your horse.
You have an automatic horse?
You're not a man.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:01 am to miz_zombie
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A&M you bought a jockey, not a horse
Not racist at all.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 4:13 am to Projectpat
The only issue in this transaction was in your funny - the purchase of a Jockey. So the ability to, and wisdom of such an acquisition of the jockey is the only salient issue. The addition of the horse is irrelevant and more of a red herring in the OP's post, although I doubt realization of this was remotely contemplated.
Logically, taking out the "smack" and stipulating that indeed a horse was not bought or even comtempleted in the transaction, I propose that the OP clearly stated that A&M made an excellent and perhaps rustled the "jimmies" of one OP. To bring a horse into the analysis of the impact of the addition of a Jockey to the Stables is a desperate and I dare say nonsensical panic of a response.
In Sum this post reads Great Hire - A+
A nice thing to say.
Logically, taking out the "smack" and stipulating that indeed a horse was not bought or even comtempleted in the transaction, I propose that the OP clearly stated that A&M made an excellent and perhaps rustled the "jimmies" of one OP. To bring a horse into the analysis of the impact of the addition of a Jockey to the Stables is a desperate and I dare say nonsensical panic of a response.
In Sum this post reads Great Hire - A+
A nice thing to say.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 4:26 am to miz_zombie
Nice to have you back, SleepingTiger 
Posted on 1/8/15 at 5:59 am to RagingCajun3195
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A jockey that uses the mustang package
You teed this up nicely. Aggy don't want no part of no 'stang.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:41 am to miz_zombie
Nice alter melt.
No real Mizzou fan is going to scold an A&M team that will be ranked dozens of places higher on NSD.
No real Mizzou fan is going to scold an A&M team that will be ranked dozens of places higher on NSD.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:44 am to betweenthebara
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Tell me where the aggy touched you.
At first I passed this off as trolling but then I thought that if anyone had people in the SEC willing to molest other male fans that it is without a doubt the Aggies.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:58 am to miz_zombie
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A&M you bought a jockey, not a horse.
It's really difficult picturing Chief in a jockey suit.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:37 am to stat19
We have the horse already. That's why we switched out jockeys. We were terrible the last 2 years on D despite better than avg talent.
I don't expect Chavis to play miracle worker and coach a top ten D but we have some solid players that underperformed.
I don't expect Chavis to play miracle worker and coach a top ten D but we have some solid players that underperformed.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:39 am to stat19
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It's really difficult picturing Chief in a jockey suit.
Is feel sorry for the poor horse
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:45 am to miz_zombie
Yep Chavis will shite his pants when the reality sets in 
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:11 am to Nissanmaxima
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Yep Chavis will shite his pants when the reality sets in
Why would Chavis be upset? He has millions of green friends to keep him company.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:14 am to miz_zombie
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Even tbird understood, and he's the sharpest plastic knife in the box.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:12 am to WhiskeyBent
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The only issue in this transaction was in your funny - the purchase of a Jockey. So the ability to, and wisdom of such an acquisition of the jockey is the only salient issue. The addition of the horse is irrelevant and more of a red herring in the OP's post, although I doubt realization of this was remotely contemplated.
Logically, taking out the "smack" and stipulating that indeed a horse was not bought or even comtempleted in the transaction, I propose that the OP clearly stated that A&M made an excellent and perhaps rustled the "jimmies" of one OP. To bring a horse into the analysis of the impact of the addition of a Jockey to the Stables is a desperate and I dare say nonsensical panic of a response.
In Sum this post reads Great Hire - A+
A nice thing to say.
Your wisdom is wiser than most.
Complement was OP.
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