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A new SEC GOAT coach will emerge

Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:37 am
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
42863 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:37 am
This is Lane Kiffin's time to become the new GOAT.

(Man, you really do have to bring your own IQ points down about 20 or so to engage on this board )
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 5:40 am
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10871 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:42 am to
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A new SEC GOAT coach will emerge


Only if NIL is limited to one program.
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19974 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:44 am to
There will not be another Saban era ever again. Can’t stack talent like that anymore.
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
17815 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 6:08 am to
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This is Lane Kiffin's time to become the new GOAT.


Your bias obviously entered the Rant at least 5 minutes before you started to type this drivel.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lubbock TX
Member since Sep 2017
33602 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 6:24 am to
I dont think anyone pulls off anything close to what was possible in the past
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
1744 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:22 am to
LMK's offensive genius will get EVEN BETTER with LSU recruits. Will be unstoppable. Has 2 GREAT QB;s, RB's, WR's, and a solid O-line. Pieces are all there. Even has Saban to continue to mentor him. DEATH VALLEY will be on fire every Saturday game night...TIGER BAIT!!!
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 7:23 am
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30992 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:23 am to
Too much talent disparity. Those days are over…
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
1744 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:23 am to
LOL...SMU will never be in this discussion.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
42863 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:32 am to
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There will not be another Saban era ever again. Can’t stack talent like that anymore.



THEY SAID THAT ABOUT THE frickING BEAR, MAN.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9690 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:33 am to
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LOL...SMU will never be in this discussion



I was just reading about Eric Dickerson's historic time with the SMU "Pony Express". NIL could have helped build a dynasty there .
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
3184 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:07 am to
THEY CAN'T LOSE
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30565 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:31 pm to
Love the homerism. He will disappear after the season starts. No worries.
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
1213 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:55 pm to
Upvoted for making sure the daily, LSU, suck myself off thread was posted.
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
170 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:29 pm to
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This is Lane Kiffin's time to become the new GOAT


Kiffin won't be at LSU in 5 years and it's because he is STILL the same fricking headcase he's always been. He is the worst kind of coach to have because he can't handle any pressure at all but he also can't handle success. I'm not talking about 10 or 11 win success. He hasn't even gotten to an SEC championship game and he's on his 3rd SEC school. He was at the absolute power PAC-12 program, USC, and totally fricked it all up as soon as the media picked them preseason #1. The guy IS A HEADCASE!!!!!!!

I've said this before; whenever he has expectations from fans, he fails. Raiders, Tennessee and USC. All have crazy fans and the dude got way too into his own head and couldn't even get anything really going, much less sustained anything. He then has success at FAU, which also included a 5-7 season right in between 2 good seasons. He then takes the Ole Miss job with a fanbase who, rightly so, were VERY happy with a coach to just bring consistent winning seasons. But even with going 55-19 there, he HAD to see his name leading on Sportscenter and had to always frick with Ole Miss fans and their BOT by flirting with other other jobs. Is he going to Miami, is he going to Auburn, is he taking an NFL job or the Florida job. That seemed to be his schtick like every year he was at Ole Miss. He LOVES that shite because he IS A HEADCASE!!!!

Fast forward to LSU now and you all are crazy asf as a fanbase and wear that crown with pride. You now have a coach who couldn't beat Bama but seemed to ALWAYS lead that game and he never closed it out. So he obviously had the horses to be in that game but blew leads repeatedly. Bama and especially Saban were in Lane's head but it was Lane that put them there. It's just who he is. He hasn't EVER won shite as a HC in a P-4 conference. He hasn't even been to a conf. title game as a P-4 HC.

Just look at the pressure YOU LSU fans already put on him everyday on this board. SEC Media Days had a damn Kiffin countdown clock on the screen for when he would speak thursday. He has NEVER had pressure like he will have in Baton Rouge. In 5 years he will be gone and his personal trophy case will STILL look like Texas A&M's trophy case; EMPTY!!! Dude will end up having a heart attack from the pressure or get fired because of LSU's crazy obsession thinking they should win a Natty every 5 years and he has ZERO, or he will become a drunk again and be driving home texting on his phone and hit a bicyclist or jogger and kill them and be fricked when he fails the toxicology report. That just seems like how this whole Kiffin saga is gonna end.

This flameout is going to be EPIC!!!!! Like Lane Kiffin so arrogantly said before playing Bama and getting his arse handed to him "Get your popcorn ready!!!"
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 9:35 pm
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