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2nd Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread

Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:21 pm
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
301 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:21 pm
First, the year is 2025.

Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole

Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.

Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.

Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.

Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19462 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:22 pm to
I for one look forward to the future annual threads.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17599 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole



Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC


Mizzy fan op titles tell us what we already know is like having the trash take itself out for you.

Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29646 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:59 pm to
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Mizzy fan op titles tell us what we already know is like having the trash take itself out for you.



And you jumped right in.

Your mother sucks random Arkansas dick for money to feed your 7 half brothers and sisters.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16982 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:14 am to
We cuck the South.

We cuck the North.

We are huge.

We are Mizzou
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29646 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:19 am to
Fall camp ending week one. Cant wait.

Lets fricking go!

Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26159 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:37 am to
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Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread


Y’all talk weird….
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29646 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:42 am to
Y'inz just dont understand.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
9566 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:14 am to
quote:

Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole


Maybe not North Pole, but you definitely got some some Pole in you
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:17 am to
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you definitely got some some Pole in you


I always upvote witty humor
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12820 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:18 am to


Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:21 am to
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Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.


No just one.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:36 am to
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Your mother sucks random Arkansas dick for money to feed your 7 half brothers and sisters. -Author Kilo. Mizzybilt fan.



They NEVER cease to use phalic and sexual innuendo.


The Mizzybilt posters like Fodder and Rambo run to that language like


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Welcome to joining that group of posters along with the Aggy/Horn sex toy pic fight that goes on in perpetuity.
This post was edited on 8/1/25 at 7:41 am
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:39 am to
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They NEVER cease to use phalic and sexual innuendo.


Likely just trying to fit in. This whole board is ate up with it. Where are the gentlemen?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22236 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:55 am to
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dstone12 with multiple posts in a Mizzou thread

Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
17117 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:59 am to
quote:

First, the year is 2025.

Second, Mizzou is not a combination of Cal-Berkely and the North Pole

Third, some of you have so many libs in your states that you are now swing states.

Fourth, before we got here there was no SEC network.

Fifth, the SEC is the only major conference left that makes any sense from a geographic standpoint.

Sixth, all 16 schools are rich because of all this.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!



Belonging means never having to explain yourself.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32335 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:00 am to
quote:

13th Annual Mizzou Ain’t Belongin in no SEC Thread



FIFY.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:02 am to
The topic states a truth about Mizz not belonging.



Multiple Mizz fans tail hurt in thread.




Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
4065 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:07 am to
Another Misery thread
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