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re: 120K stolen from Dallas Turner

Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:36 am to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63202 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:36 am to
You’re right. They are calling grandmas with perfect voices that match their grandchildren.

Penalties for this kind of crime are going to have to become much more severe
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5381 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 11:06 am to
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Don’t think the $240k was stolen, he voluntarily gave it to them. Police shouldn’t even have to get involved


You should get into the fraud business then. You already have your airtight legal defense crafted. Just wait for the money to pour in.
Posted by ExpoTiger
Member since Jul 2014
7517 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 11:11 am to
So Dallas Turner is a retarded person. Got it.
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2089 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 11:28 am to
karma for his no-call targeting on JD5, can't run away from yourself
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 11:58 am to
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Dallas Turner


Another Gump idiot.
Posted by SLCGumpFB25
SLC
Member since Jun 2025
991 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 12:38 pm to
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karma for his no-call targeting on JD5, can't run away from yourself


JD5 couldn't run away from him either.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27005 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 12:39 pm to
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120K stolen from Dallas Turner


Man.... you hate to hear that. Surely they could have taken more. Slackers!!
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2089 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 1:19 pm to
JD5 gained 380 total yards on your defense in 3 quarters before that targeting KO hit
This post was edited on 7/10/25 at 1:20 pm
Posted by SLCGumpFB25
SLC
Member since Jun 2025
991 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 1:27 pm to
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JD5 gained 380 total yards on your defense in 3 quarters before that targeting KO hit


Oh so LSU was ahead, right?
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
10270 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 1:28 pm to
Perfect form tackle!
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2089 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 1:46 pm to
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Oh so LSU was ahead, right?


Not the point, Gump, but their chances with him are better than Nussmeier’s at that point in time because of his dual-threat ability
Posted by SLCGumpFB25
SLC
Member since Jun 2025
991 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 1:50 pm to
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their chances with him are better than Nussmeier’s at that point in time because of his dual-threat ability


Yeah their chances were so good they were down 14 already.
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2089 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 2:05 pm to
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Yeah their chances were so good they were down 14 already.


Thanks to their defense
Posted by SLCGumpFB25
SLC
Member since Jun 2025
991 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 2:33 pm to
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Thanks to their defense


So Daniels was going to help the defense out?

You're not making any sense here
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2089 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 2:48 pm to
He and that offense are the only reason LSU even won 10 games that season, are you being intellectually dishonest now??
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23408 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 3:08 pm to
My favorite part of that whole sequence was Brian Kelly sending Daniels right back on the field afterwards when he didn’t even know what time zone he was in.

Luckily for Daniels they called time out and sent him to the injury tent
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 3:16 pm to
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The caller directed Turner to send $120,000 to two separate business accounts to thwart the theft attempt. Turner obliged.


He fell for this? What an inbred Alabama idiot. He deserves to lose it.

Did he identify himself as a Nigerian prince?
Posted by That LSU Guy
The boys are back in town.
Member since Jul 2008
15932 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 4:01 pm to
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Member since Jun 2025
Nobody cares that you're an idiot, Dallas.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
3444 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 4:19 pm to
"A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place" - Gordon Gekko
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 10:11 pm to
Good. Based on the shite he did to Jayden Daniels and others with cheap shots, karma was dealt. 'Twas a lube on a sterling silver platter, buttered up, connected to a pile driver, and ungently inserted into thy anus of Turner.
This post was edited on 7/10/25 at 10:13 pm
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