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Y'all use a Squatty Potty?

Posted on 5/3/18 at 8:13 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10523 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 8:13 am
These things are the best when you gotta drop quickly. Highly recommended.

I prefer the one in the link below to the original. It looks better and takes up less room.
Porta-Squatty

This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 9:02 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 8:52 am to
frick yeah I do. Got one for Christmas 2016
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76556 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 8:57 am to
Is it good for every day use or just when you have those kinds of poops that just sit by the door but never leave?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 8:58 am to
What is this squatty potty?
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10523 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:01 am to
It's good for all poops. You've never felt so empty. Quite an amazing feeling.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:02 am to
quote:


Is it good for every day use or just when you have those kinds of poops that just sit by the door but never leave?


If I sit using mine for too long then after a while my left arse cheek and eventually my whole left leg will fall asleep.

But that wouldn't happen with a different shapes toilet bowl so I don't blame my squatty
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 9:04 am
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76556 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:09 am to
It's a device that makes you shite like an Iraqi
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:56 am to
Yes, I use one. Squatting is the natural position for defecating and is very healthy. There would be far less need for laxatives if people learned to squat.
Posted by kage
ATL
Member since Feb 2010
4068 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Yes, I use one. Squatting is the natural position for defecating and is very healthy. There would be far less need for laxatives if people learned to squat.


This is true. I started using a folding footstool, since I already had one for my kids to reach the sink, and it was kind of a revelation. I never have the feeling that I still have something left that ain't coming out anymore.

Anyway, a folding footstool is cheaper and can be hidden.


LINK
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29884 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 12:55 pm to
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Spelt it rong


U spelt ZOU rong.
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 12:56 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76556 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 12:58 pm to
I could use one right now
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10523 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

U spelt ZOU rong.


No comprende
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29884 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

No comprende


ZOU, judging by his OTB post history, has a feces fetish.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10523 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

ZOU, judging by his OTB post history, has a feces fetish.


Ah. Historically, I haven't spent much time perusing this board. Trying to make a better effort to contribute. What better way than with the universal poop?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29884 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Ah. Historically, I haven't spent much time perusing this board. Trying to make a better effort to contribute. What better way than with the universal poop?


Hmmm.... titties?
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10523 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Hmmm.... titties?


Love me some titties. Unfortunately this computer is monitored by work and I don't like posting pictures from mobile. Too much of a hassle. You can post titties though. I'll look later and give you my upvote as a sign of solidarity to your cause for more titties.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58831 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:05 pm to
Who needs a Squatty Potty

At my age you just crap in these...

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:53 pm to
lol, I didn't know this was thing.
Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
558 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:15 am to
You can accomplish the same thing by just leaning down towards your knees. No extra equipment needed.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76556 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 6:49 am to
I lifted my legs up a bit yesterday to try and mimic what a squatty potty would do and damn if that fudge dragon didn't just shoot right out of there. OP might be on to something.
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