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Worst Movie Remakes
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:16 pm
1) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp)
Tim Burton made a lovable children's musical into a dark, strange film that bombed.
2) Psyco (Vince Vaugh)
He needs to stick to comedy. The directors ruined a Hitchcock classic and made it into a weird, semi frightening bust
3) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Man they keep trying to make this movie comeback. The original was excellent. Then the one with Mark Wahlburg came out and just
4) The Karate kid (Jayden Smith)
I am not going to comment on this movie
5) The Pink Panther (Steve Martin)
Now do not get me wrong, I love Steve Martin. I love the jerk. I love dirty rotten scoundrels. But he could not recreate this peter sellers classic. Sellers made it funny by using subtle comedy, while Steve Martin's is just in your face dirty.
Tim Burton made a lovable children's musical into a dark, strange film that bombed.
2) Psyco (Vince Vaugh)
He needs to stick to comedy. The directors ruined a Hitchcock classic and made it into a weird, semi frightening bust
3) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Man they keep trying to make this movie comeback. The original was excellent. Then the one with Mark Wahlburg came out and just
4) The Karate kid (Jayden Smith)
I am not going to comment on this movie
5) The Pink Panther (Steve Martin)
Now do not get me wrong, I love Steve Martin. I love the jerk. I love dirty rotten scoundrels. But he could not recreate this peter sellers classic. Sellers made it funny by using subtle comedy, while Steve Martin's is just in your face dirty.
This post was edited on 12/9/13 at 1:23 pm
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Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:18 pm to swarly
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swarly
Do you like HIMYM?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:19 pm to swarly
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
You might be alone in this one. The Wahlberg one was horrible though. Tim Burton should retire. His last good film was Big Fish, and I haven't seen it in awhile so I don't know if it has aged well.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:22 pm to thatguy1892
quote:i fricken love it
Do you like HIMYM?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:24 pm to swarly
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1) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp)
I loved it, actually. It was far more in-line with the book and it actually has some artistic value. Some really funny moments in there if you pay attention.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:26 pm to Bama Bird
terrible list. i likes those movies
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:32 pm to firebird fez
Walking Tall
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:47 pm to swarly
Mutiny on the Bounty with Brando.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:53 pm to swarly
Parent Trap
Posted on 12/9/13 at 1:57 pm to swarly
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3) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The first one was quite deep and allegorical.
Like most remakes, meaning is removed and replaced with more emphasis on aesthetics.
This post was edited on 12/9/13 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 12/9/13 at 2:05 pm to TigerPanzer
red dawn
Avatar
total recall
nutty professor
i am legend
Posieden
Psycho
Sabrina
Fog
Guess Who
i got tired of thinking of them. Ocean's 11 is the only one I look that favorably on.
Avatar
total recall
nutty professor
i am legend
Posieden
Psycho
Sabrina
Fog
Guess Who
i got tired of thinking of them. Ocean's 11 is the only one I look that favorably on.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 2:33 pm to 3nOut
The longest yard
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian
Posted on 12/9/13 at 2:45 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I liked the longest yard!
Posted on 12/9/13 at 3:11 pm to 3nOut
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3nOut
Avatar was a remake?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 3:14 pm to swarly
Arthur
Posted on 12/9/13 at 3:14 pm to swarly
Basically 90% of all remakes could potentially make this list.
Hell they are all bad one way or another.
Hell they are all bad one way or another.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 3:15 pm to swarly
The Wicker Man
Posted on 12/9/13 at 3:51 pm to swarly
Mr. Deeds
Against the Wind
Bad News Bears
Against the Wind
Bad News Bears
Posted on 12/9/13 at 4:12 pm to swarly
The Evil Dead
Posted on 12/9/13 at 4:15 pm to swarly
Red dawn last year was terrible
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